The Staggers 14 September 2010 The must-have accessory for the Pope's visit to the UK The Benadictaphone. It's what you've been waiting for. Sign UpGet the New Statesman's Morning Call email. Sign-up From the people who brought you Holy Toast and the Martin Loofah King comes a topical accessory for the Pope's prospective visit to the UK. Both practical and eerily realistic, the Benadictaphone is a pocket-sized voice recorder, and a must-have for pontiff-related press conferences in the next few days. Get your order in now. › A sneak preview of my new book Samira Shackle is a freelance journalist, who tweets @samirashackle. She was formerly a staff writer for the New Statesman. Subscribe For daily analysis & more political coverage from Westminster and beyond subscribe for just £1 per month!