The must-have accessory for the Pope's visit to the UK

The Benadictaphone. It's what you've been waiting for.

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Benedictaphone

 

From the people who brought you Holy Toast and the Martin Loofah King comes a topical accessory for the Pope's prospective visit to the UK. Both practical and eerily realistic, the Benadictaphone is a pocket-sized voice recorder, and a must-have for pontiff-related press conferences in the next few days. Get your order in now.

 

Samira Shackle is a freelance journalist, who tweets @samirashackle. She was formerly a staff writer for the New Statesman.