Will Self is the author of seven novels, six collections of stories and five collections of non-fiction. His most recent novel is The Butt. He writes the Madness of Crowds column for the New Statesman as well as the Real Meals column.

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Culture
14 February 2013
Will Self's "Real Meals" column.
Politics
14 February 2013
Dinner with the quality: serpentine water carafes coil up from the polished tabletop, pheasant is bitten. I can’t...
Food and Drink
07 February 2013
I have the impression that Spudulike has been in steady retreat for some years now; their website lists a modest 45...
Culture
31 January 2013
As I write the traffic is still backed up from the Wandsworth Road – I can hear an occasional frustrated honk...
Culture
24 January 2013
Cod-rustic commercialism.
UK Politics
17 January 2013
These are the coldest collations of the year: shards of glass tossed on the kerbstone, dressed with vomit. Nearby...
Culture
19 December 2012
Will Self's "Real Meals" column.
Art and Design
13 December 2012
Oh, I do so hope, dear readers, that you don’t feel I’ve been neglecting you? I do try so very hard to give...
Food and Drink
06 December 2012
Will Self's "Real Meals" column.
Music and Performance
29 November 2012
The opening night of Stravinsky’s The Rite of Spring at the Théâtre des Champs-Elysées on 29...
Food and Drink
22 November 2012
Will Self's "Real Meals" column.
Society
15 November 2012
I’ve written before in this magazine about those hideous, collective earworms – the nonce-phrases that...
Culture
08 November 2012
You’re having a giraffe.
Broadcast
01 November 2012
Will Self's "Madness of Crowds" column.
Food and Drink
25 October 2012
Will Self's "Real Meals" column.

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