Sean French
Articles by Sean French
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Society
What does a poster of a boy with a small penis advertise? That you can choose your gas supplier, of course
- 08 May 2000
Society
For us English, Christ does not offer gaping gory wounds; He goes around knocking on doors effetely with a lantern
- 01 May 2000
Society
I didn't care about foxes being hunted until I learned that they crawl into drainage pipes to escape the dogs
- 24 April 2000
- 2 comments
Society
I am certainly not going to start saving for my funeral - I would rather have my corpse boiled down into glue
- 17 April 2000
- 1 comment
Society
If Tony Blair really wants to wage a war against drugs, he should be seen with a spliff occasionally
- 10 April 2000
Society
John Updike's son wrote just one novel: it must have been like firing a water pistol under the Niagara Falls
- 03 April 2000
Society
Do those who enjoy unprotected sex also allow restaurants to serve them contaminated food?
- 27 March 2000
- 5 comments
Society
When Blunkett said there would be no selection, he meant it as a joke, but not as a joke. Got that?
- 20 March 2000
Society
Laurel and Hardy in Spanish and French? Just try translating "Laughing Gravy" to get a laugh
- 13 March 2000
Society
Do drugs affect creativity? By two in the afternoon, I've drunk so much coffee that I can scarcely hit the keyboard
- 06 March 2000
- 1 comment
