Kevin Maguire is Associate Editor (Politics) on the Daily Mirror and author of our Commons Confidential column on the high politics and low life in Westminster. An award-winning journalist, he is in frequent demand on television and radio and co-authored a book on great parliamentary scandals. He was formerly Chief Reporter on the Guardian and Labour Correspondent on the Daily Telegraph.
Lurid headlines, Tory newspapers - and where to catch a pint with Salmond.
Plus: Grant Schapps in a box, and a Tory mystery.
Plus: Douglas Alexander burning the candle at both ends?
Plus: why the Lib Dems are paying a teenager to deliver their leaflets.
Plus young Tory exploits with the Northern Ireland Secretary's red box.
Plus Chuka Umunna's zero hour contract.
A strange new exhition in the MPs' pub, post-election office upgrade - and a gentle fracas at the Grayson Perry auction.
Plus: the latest jibe doing the Labour rounds.
Plus: could Gloria De Piero be a future culture secretary?
Plus: David Miliband returns for a Geordie crooner.