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Julian Clary

Julian Clary

A look at the week through the eyes of a camp comic and renowned homosexual. He may pass a withering comment on the politicians of the day but he's more likely to write about skin care products or the toads in his garden.

Articles by julian clary

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Rich people manage to while away the years shopping, having affairs and dabbling in charities

  • 14 June 2007
  • 3 comments

I have empty nest syndrome. Without my book to fret over, I'm a bit lost. I might have to take up Sudoku or read the New Statesman. I never thought it would come to that.

Julian's week

  • 21 May 2007

The earth moved for me. Will it for Gordon?

Julian's week

  • 07 May 2007
  • 1 comment

I've never knowingly been aroused by a Tory. Bowler hats and brollies were a turn-off

Julian's week

  • 23 April 2007
  • 2 comments

My poor Valerie just hasn't been the same since a white van man's husky bit her ear

Julian's Week

  • 09 April 2007
  • 5 comments

With my new live show I could finish a few careers in a mischievous moment - including my own

Julian's week

  • 26 March 2007

Speed awareness and sending seduction to your mother

Julian's week

  • 12 March 2007

I have found strange sausages in my fridge. They are white, and waggle like nuns' fingers . . .

Julian's week

  • 29 January 2007
  • 1 comment

I'm going to be locked in a room with Kilroy-Silk and Wendy Richards. That would unsettle the Dalai Lama

A local taxi driver told me where Diana is really buried but I choose not to reveal the location

  • 15 January 2007
  • 1 comment

The perils of inhabiting the vulgar wing of entertainment

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