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Julian Clary

Julian Clary

A look at the week through the eyes of a camp comic and renowned homosexual. He may pass a withering comment on the politicians of the day but he's more likely to write about skin care products or the toads in his garden.

Articles by julian clary

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One stinking dog

  • 24 July 2008

The supermarket buyers suggest another title for my second novel – The Devil Wears Bifocals

A pregnant psychic

  • 10 July 2008

My book tour began to look up when I found myself being probed by Natasha Kaplinsky. I’ve got a thing about women who are expecting. I come over all Stonehenge

From Mugabe to Cartier

  • 26 June 2008
  • 4 comments

Our over-analytical brains are a curse - mine led me from Robert Mugabe to a Cartier Tank ring

A window-rattling belch

  • 12 June 2008

Not even a Jaffa Cake and two Nurofen could make me feel better. It was time to call for an ambulance

Julian's week

  • 29 May 2008
  • 1 comment

Living in the country, I am fighting the urge to become a recluse. I think it's a losing battle.

Julian’s week

  • 15 May 2008

I’ve already named my fantasy children. But are sequins appropriate for a parents’ evening?

Julian’s week

  • 01 May 2008
  • 2 comments

My one-man show is not to everyone's taste, but the public is being very kind. It's a night out, of sorts

Julian's week

  • 17 April 2008
  • 1 comment

I was seconds from a full Gwyneth Paltrow. My applause was tumultuous

Julian's week

  • 03 April 2008
  • 1 comment

My car thinks it's more intelligent than me, which is galling

Julian's Week

  • 19 March 2008

The brief sadness of neither having my cake nor eating it

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