Lifestyle
18 September 2008
Well, it’s been fun. But this fortnightly account of a renowned homosexual’s comings and goings must end here, it seems...
Lifestyle
04 September 2008
If I told you I had a lovely time with three builders on a building site in Margate this week, you’d probably imagine...
Lifestyle
21 August 2008
I don’t mind the Olympics, if that’s what people want to do, but I think it’s very un-British for Team GB to keep...
Culture
07 August 2008
As I arrived at the Rose Theatre in Kingston upon Thames to record an episode of Radio 4’s Just a Minute, I met Paul...
Lifestyle
24 July 2008
The dog has BO. The shame of it. I first realised there was a personal freshness issue as we were travelling down to...
Lifestyle
10 July 2008
I’ve had to put myself about this week, to the tune of 22 interviews. Surely anyone who resisted buying my novel in...
Lifestyle
26 June 2008
Some things are meant to be. Some things aren’t meant to be. Some things are meant to be but other things get in the...
Lifestyle
12 June 2008
Last Sunday I was supposed to be presenting the prizes at our annual village raft race. Instead I was spreadeagled in...
Lifestyle
29 May 2008
My birthday came and went with a minimum of fuss. The boyfriend didn’t get me the Siamese kitten I was hoping for, just...
Lifestyle
15 May 2008
Holed up alone in the country, watching the blue tits dash in and out of their nests, beaks bulging with wriggly food...
Lifestyle
01 May 2008
Flushed out of my safe and cosy existence in Cabaret, I find myself back in the cut-throat world of TV and solo...
Lifestyle
17 April 2008
I'm not quite with it. I’m uncentred and really should be asleep, not squeezing out vaguely understandable sentences...
Lifestyle
03 April 2008
I drive a German car with an attitude problem. It’s annoyingly smooth, purring along the roads like a panther,...
Lifestyle
19 March 2008
So. Aware of my fondness for a mid-show snack, my dresser, a nubile young filly with a glint in her eye, whom I shall...
Lifestyle
06 March 2008
I have a framed seaside postcard in my hallway that makes me smile whenever I happen to glance at it on my way to or...

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