"Whoever had to ask for pickles in a Manhattan deli?"I ask the unknown woman at my table. "Everything's out of whack!" she nods: "Kids voted Republican, can you believe?" By Irma Kurtz
The sandwich-board read: "The end is like SO nigh." "That is awesome!" said my sister-in-law. "Totally!" agreed my brother. I think it's time he left southern California
At the hospital, a doctor was checking my mother's responses. "Now, Mrs Kurtz, who is the president of the US?" "That idiot," she replied. "Your mom is just fine!" he told me