26 April 1999
On our parallel planet, there are pictures of rude health: the sun bathing in moonshine, sheep, or something like them...
19 April 1999
Friday night, it was time to phone Looking out for the squad to own When you'd made the right moolah, paid up every...
09 April 1999
This missile is dead in the water. This heart is dead. In the water, in a cart, a tractor, a barrow, this heart is dead...
26 March 1999
We must be as clean as a whistle As smooth as a Brietling balloon Councillors must face dismissal Till they dance to...
19 March 1999
Pass me the marmalade, pass me the jams, Pass me the pop-tarts and marge; Out with the muffins, old bangers and hams....
12 March 1999
I'm a banana republic, and I get your goat. By the way, did I mention the ethnic tension in the place beginning with K...
05 March 1999
Shall I compare thee to Electrolux? Or Spring, but with a feather duster thrown in? My mop and bucket bring me to a...
26 February 1999
I may be Bard of Avon And my skull awash with worms But my mouth is not a haven For foul and filthy germs My teeth may...
19 February 1999
I am a modified spud In genetically dubious jacket I may have been plucked from the mud But I'm really for making a...
12 February 1999
It's the New Police Experience I'm banged up in the nick I've just confessed, failed an ESDA test And nipped in double-...
05 February 1999
I ate all my children for starters I pawned both my parents for pence I traded my guts for new garters I was slack in...
29 January 1999
I'll give you five round rings, my friend If you grease my palm with gold If it's bronze and silver that you spend Then...
22 January 1999
We're the mean and tidy middle class We're church mice on the make We mow an average length of grass And we bake a...
15 January 1999
This time it's hell at the Bates motel For Norman's mean and surly We can save your skin at new Labour's inn But you'd...
08 January 1999
whelan whelan whelan left that doggie whelan and his double dhelan Deep Fried! - it wasn't when or whether we'd send...

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