16 August 1999
When I was a lad I learned to scrub As tea-boy at an Ancient Labour club; I polished all the silver and the old Kit...
09 August 1999
The engine room puffed like a grampus. It was short upon muscle and steam. The engineers, fresh from a campus, Caused...
02 August 1999
When the last of the gas has been guzzled And the panda and jaguar sleep Here's an old dog they'll never have muzzled I...
26 July 1999
Are you lonesome tonight? Are you pissed off tonight? Are you sorry to twist it apart? Did your Unionists stray and...
19 July 1999
Wacky talk keep talking wacky talk Walk about things you right to do You got to have a theme If you don't have a theme...
12 July 1999
My first flush of youth has been busted For the loan of a very large fiver But still I feel keener than mustard - Let's...
05 July 1999
Our name is Nostradamus The end of world is nigh Now Dyke's been called All truth is bald And lies will run awry From...
28 June 1999
Cut organza Cut the crepe Keep the stanza In good shape Cut Diana Cut the Ferg Furl the banner And Battenberg Sophie'...
21 June 1999
It's an absolute bloody disaster The end of the world must be nigh The servant is fleecing the master The fountain of...
14 June 1999
Oh my name is Hannibal Lecter There's gunge on my tongue, in my craw My enemies tasted like nectar The innocents...
07 June 1999
Dolly's no longer in clover Dolly is short in the tooth The age of her innocence? Over Gone is the first fleece of...
31 May 1999
Of course, my resemblance is strictly occidental. By all that's holy, I'm the gift of the gob. Here comes a chopper:...
17 May 1999
He thought he saw a general Whose eyes were filled with pus: He looked again, and found it was A local omnibus. "Such...
10 May 1999
I'm stuck upon this rocky crop My Kodak filled with frost I've stumbled to a final stop It looks as though I'm lost...
03 May 1999
Blonde and blue and made of balsa, A figure from the distant past, As wooden as a model waltzer, The boy prepares to...

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