20 December 1999
I leant upon a ballot-box When Edgbaston declar'd, And watched them altering the clocks While all the beds were air'd...
13 December 1999
I'm missing my lips and my liver I'm missing my tonsils and tongue I left both my rowlocks upriver I'm missing my...
06 December 1999
The skies were filled with comet But Paisley met them head on; He swallowed Heaven's vomit, He swallowed Armageddon....
29 November 1999
I regret that Big Ears has sold, for a crooked sixpence, my little fib. When Mr Plod suggested that Sally Skittle and I...
22 November 1999
Are they all just the usual plonkers With long woolly wigs and red gowns? Or are others impossibly bonkers,...
15 November 1999
Who wants to be a trillionaire? (I don't) Own every system everywhere (I don't) Who wants the bother of long legal...
08 November 1999
Labour Everybody needs new Labour Just a little manifesto Helps you find the middle way Labour's Tony Blair is your big...
01 November 1999
The sheets are nipped and tucked; I have abstained on my pillow. Here are the hairs of the dog: the noodle poodles....
25 October 1999
We sit in the abattoir, crunching Our carrots, our marrows, our peas. We're vegans, but carry on munching Your meat....
18 October 1999
Imagine there's no Europe It's only common sense Nothing across the Channel Beyond our picket fence Imagine all our...
11 October 1999
Here we huddle, humble ova In our early learning wombs Waiting till the testing's over As the spume shoot up the flumes...
27 September 1999
Oates was a spy. The snow was his whistleblower, covered his tracks. I would just like to say that I am the biscuit...
20 September 1999
rag tag and bobtail portillo and teddy soft sock in hobnail back stabbers ready slime to go home! looby loo pandy...
13 September 1999
We keep sayin we got moral fervour Somethin full of love and tenderness We bin addressin what we find depressin And now...
06 September 1999
The beginning of the end, it was, when words like peace were inked on papers, treaties, all because it made all wars...

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