17 April 2000
There's no account for our taste. No telling the lost cost of your pathetic interest, your penny dreadfuls. All our...
10 April 2000
Legalise Lord Hashcroft! Let him roll his own fivers, and import him wholesale as a wacky backbencher! Pot luck to the...
03 April 2000
I'm humbler than a bumble, With wings like wispy gauze: On pollen hunts, my sting is blunt When busy out of doors. No...
27 March 2000
The water flows over me faster than oil It melts in my mouth like a butter I'm faster by far than a spark on a coil Or...
20 March 2000
I am a furry old donkey With ill-fitting ears, it appears; They tell me I bray in the wrong key And move little...
13 March 2000
It's not unusual to be mugged by men in grey It's not unusual to be bugged by men in grey But when they see you taking...
06 March 2000
Provided the weather is pleasantly warm, And the bullets are decent and clean, We're effing effective, and top of the...
28 February 2000
"You are old, Father Dobson," the young man said; "As old as the party, I'll swear; And yet you repeatedly fall on...
21 February 2000
We are talking garbage. All day we have been totting up flotsam. We will have no dumper truck with them, nor will we...
14 February 2000
I am to be vamped. Between the flobalobs and the flimflam I will preside, a garden tsarina, a dimmock in the space...
07 February 2000
My blood level's starting to shoot up This is one spin your doctor's won't whisk I'm sticking my boot up your boot-up...
31 January 2000
Remember the teachers, all chewing new cud, With Oscars to signal their fitness? No sign of a verdict on that one, m'...
24 January 2000
I am minded to send Senator Tyson to Chile, and to take his blunt knuckles into the stadium where the crowd were...
17 January 2000
I hob-nob with Tom, Dick and Hosni Or watch all the TV repeats Vladimir rings about Grozny I keep my head under the...
10 January 2000
Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb-ti-dumb-dumb, Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb-ti-dumb-dumb, Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb . . . There's nothing...

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