31 July 2000
We like to feed on rotting flesh To lick the suppurating sore The body parts which we refresh Are soon as fit as once...
24 July 2000
I'm a handy android. I am made of mowers, false alarms, and the spin cycles and tumblers in your kitchen cabinet. Hello...
17 July 2000
The dummy went up with a wallop, A Minuteman minus some bits; They dressed it up like a fresh trollop: It was topped...
10 July 2000
When his head looks like a spud We should stick it in a jacket Nip his knackers in the bud And then confiscate his...
03 July 2000
I live in a compartment where St Peter has the only keys to the lock And I sit alone with the curtains closed imagining...
26 June 2000
You may be stiff as a poker There may be great strength in your slacks But if you're a card, it's a joker Surrounded by...
19 June 2000
I was thundering through undergrowth Escaping from my suit When I heard the sound of the barking hounds Of the Women's...
12 June 2000
My name is Jerk. Knee Jerk. I bend my leg and scuttle your nuts with one hand tied behind your back. I flex my flank....
05 June 2000
I'm a wonder, you're a worm, I am off to Magdalen, I'll be in my second term While you're down there dagdalen. You...
29 May 2000
My Cherie maman, listen to the donkeys bray My Cherie maman, bearing me the middle way My Cherie maman, will I ever...
22 May 2000
Here I sit in tatty toga Jeering on my hired swords Letting loose my local ogre On the undeserving hordes Tuning up my...
15 May 2000
We are your new Labour virus Spreading ourselves through your web: Remember how much you admire us, Don't let your love...
08 May 2000
I did not turn out as my mother had hoped. I did not turn out because I am fed up to my false teeth. I did not turn...
01 May 2000
Oh Mandy boy, the polls, the polls are falling From seat to seat, and down the toilet pan The honeymoon's gone by, the...
24 April 2000
My name is Vladimir Blair Your name is Anthony Putin Observe our responsible air And the bag which we keep a fresh suit...

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