20 November 2000
My constitution is strong as an oxymoron. This is why I have been counting chickens with egg on my face. Everything...
13 November 2000
Don't know why It feels sunny as July Warmer weather Since he went to ply Tory blether Seems blazing all the time Life...
06 November 2000
Anyone who ever hailed you Would tell you the words you're wheeling Anyone who ever flaunted you Would try to sell you...
30 October 2000
Fifteen tickets, that's your choice, But none too cheap, I am afraid, Please hear my disembodied voice: I dare say some...
23 October 2000
I'm an old cowpoke down from Basingstoke, But my roofs won't hold, and I'm stony broke: I'm a bogus cowboy who bodges...
16 October 2000
You thrill me, you censors Like a bite when I'm Doris Like a sentence for speeding Like a dopehead in chains Like a...
09 October 2000
I am a very old krone, cackling like crazy. I have saved our bacon, our crackling, our bread and butter. I am Danish...
02 October 2000
We are the News. We are at Ten (two of us, mostly) but also at Sixes and Sevens. This is a matter of Consternation. If...
25 September 2000
Ours are the parties of Venus Ours are the parties of Art Here's our inflatable penis Here's our tempestuous fart...
18 September 2000
Fill my tank with nandrolone: My van is anabolic. How it pumps around my sumps! I am a gasaholic. Hands off, that's my...
11 September 2000
My pencils are sharp as a razor I'm wearing a cap coz it fits In a red, white and very blue blazer I'm giving the nurse...
04 September 2000
I want to run a Lottery Or issue Premium Bonds To be a harry-pottery Archwizard of the wands No longer riding pillion...
28 August 2000
Two little berks had two little quirks And each rode a hobby horse. Daily they made insults to trade. Premiers both, of...
21 August 2000
I'm Nasty Nick. I drank fourteen pints of bile a day when I was six and a half. I think the fox is fantastic. There are...
07 August 2000
I'm perfectly inoffensive I'm nicer than strawberry pie I'm frank, I'm honest and pensive Don't bloody spit in my eye...

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