19 March 2001
I think you got off again - You must be relieved - That we can be friends - Oh Bobby - It can't be in a rush - But I'm...
12 March 2001
Let me fake a frown While I whisk you through Blairberry Fields No one is healed And foreign tongues are flung about...
05 March 2001
I can hardly hear myself shout. I must put my pipe down, pipe down, and shine my tongue until you can see my face in it...
26 February 2001
Saddle my steed, protect my head All dressed in red, I'll ride it Off to Hyde Park I'll make it I'll hold his mane so...
19 February 2001
Oh wow, I am hot for a florin, Or a flash of some old-fashioned sterling: I fancy an E-Day Like baths in a bidet. A...
12 February 2001
We're young and fresh and simple We're old and grey and charming We're as pretty as a pimple And our melodies are...
05 February 2001
His barking has been worse than his bite. He has been up a gumtree without a piddle, I would say out of his tidy mind....
29 January 2001
I have my back to the wall. All I offer is plain, unvarnished, upright, posture. Straight up, it's all good wood, which...
22 January 2001
I'm a jellyfish with some monkey Embedded in my guts Whenever I'm feeling funky I can poison coconuts I'm mainly...
08 January 2001
There's a song that I recall Mike Howard sang to me He sang it as he waved the cuffs In nineteen-ninety-three: Oh...
25 December 2000
I've told other lies I've cooked up porky pies But I never hawked stuff so poor Till I talked about the law I've made...
18 December 2000
As soon as you budge, they make you feel small By giving no credit instead of it all Till the red line's so thin that...
11 December 2000
Don't want to be Ena Sharples Don't want a role as Raquel Don't want to be Pope of the oldest of Soap While William is...
04 December 2000
Like poor Mr Prescott, I am absolutely gutted. But I can still sink my perfect gums into the pink heart of the body...
27 November 2000
I'm a cow. I'll play my part With the latest state of fart. No bum steer, I'll not be airy, Popping pills across the...

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