26 November 2001
1. I am a rock, I am an islamabad. 2. I am a Caesar saladin: Veni, vici, video. 3. I am an announcer Just muezzin...
19 November 2001
I can't be fagged any more. My ashen face is in this saucer, stubbling the china, my packet's daily ration exhausted....
12 November 2001
I'm as blind as a battery gunner, Can't read what it says on my cheques, But they say that I look like a stunner When I...
05 November 2001
Oh excuse me. Does she cook for her friends? Does her husband? This is the land of the free. A healthy citizen maims...
29 October 2001
When I was just a little boy I asked my father, "Where shall they die? Cuba? Korea? Cairo? Kiev?" This was his quick...
22 October 2001
I'm playing with the railway stations, Put the top cats in administration, oo-ooh. Everything has gone as planned, The...
15 October 2001
Colin Powell and the Presidents rode the breeze In a posse of pea-green jets; Their tongues were honey, and plenty of...
08 October 2001
I have polished my boots. They are so clean, I can see how dull my eyes are. I have polished my eyes. They are so...
01 October 2001
"There must be some way into there," said the General to the Chief, "There's too much effusion, there's anger and there...
17 September 2001
The chutzpah's fiiine - gonna take a bite Just must embraaace - this slice of night I'm selling yooou a brand new...
10 September 2001
Who daz, wins. I will wear a blair shirt, and put fresh cuffs on the tide of asylum-seekers. Hanging is an excellent...
30 July 2001
I am an old krug, wiping the drivel from my lips. I will not have served my time idly: I will make it up with my...
23 July 2001
Everybody's gawping at us They don't hear a word we're saying Only the echo of our behinds People stopping caring We go...
16 July 2001
Are you craving a whiff of adventure? The whips will whip round with a stash. There's free weed for every backbencher,...
09 July 2001
I have plenty of bland gamgee under my broad belt. I wish to make an ANNOUNCEMENT: we need to breed a brand new party...

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