Bill Greenwell
Articles by Bill Greenwell
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Don't Go Back
- 23 April 2001
Tony Blair is said to be anxious about election adverts depicting William Hague and Michael Portillo as aliens
False Impressions
- 09 April 2001
Impressionists could be sued, Jesus's "face" was recreated, the election was postponed. With apologies to I'm Not Saying Who
Oops! You Got Off Again
- 19 March 2001
Peter Mandelson was cleared, and it was proposed that double jeopardy rules be scrapped. With apologies to Britney Spears)
Blairberry Fields
- 12 March 2001
"Let me take you on a journey to a foreign land" - William Hague on life after a second Blair term
The Listening Rank
- 05 March 2001
Admiral Sir Michael Boyce, the Armed Forces chief, said: "People are more fearful about shouting at people, telling them to do a job properly, clipping them round the ear from time to time"
Foxy Music
- 26 February 2001
Roxy Music's plans for a reunion tour may have to be shelved because Bryan Ferry supports the Countryside Alliance (who meet "for liberty and livelihood" in London in mid-March) - with apologies to "Virginia Plain"
Sex and the Single Currency
- 19 February 2001
The Hagues are sexier than the Blairs, according to a poll of under-25s. Electronic implants can trigger orgasms, a specialist has accidentally discovered
