Bill Greenwell
Articles by Bill Greenwell
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The Right Stuff
- 10 April 2000
Michael Ashcroft was awarded a life peerage. The Mail and Telegraph backed an inquiry into decriminalising cannabis.
The Trimble Bee
- 03 April 2000
Some Salisbury bees are to be made less aggressive, thanks to a lottery grant, so as not to frighten beekeepers. David Trimble won only 57 per cent of the vote in the Unionist leadership contest
Sharks
- 27 March 2000
Speedo has produced a go-faster swimsuit which imitates sharks. Its surface is covered with "dermal denticles". BMW sold Rover to Alchemy
Donkeyote
- 20 March 2000
The oldest donkey in Britain has died, aged 59. Frank Dobson allegedly refused Millbank instructions to remove his beard
It Happens Every Day
- 13 March 2000
Bankers aiming to levy cash-machine charges are "middle-aged men in suits", said Stephen Byers(!) Tom Jones won the Male Artist of the Year category at the Brit Awards (!!)
Gunreliable
- 06 March 2000
300,000 SA80 rifles are to be recalled because they don't work in extreme weather conditions. "In most circumstances," said Defence Secretary Geoff Hoon, "it is a highly effective weapon"
Bin Laden/Hi Jack
- 21 February 2000
According to the "Sun", commenting on the Afghan asylum requests, Britain is now "the dustbin of the world"
Weeeeeed
- 14 February 2000
"We have made her into a wise character who has quite a lot to say and is able to express herself clearly." - TV producer Frank Vose on Weed's status in the new "Bill and Ben". Weed will apparently solve all their problems
