Culture
22 April 2002
I am a suicide bomber. My head separates from my soul. I am whole. I am dead. Settlements are strapped to my chest. My...
Culture
15 April 2002
Let us go through the motions we have tabled. Sign on the hard line. You have nuclear options in your back pocket....
Culture
01 April 2002
Mariah Carey? Duff canary Postman Pat can park his van Airy-blairy, best be wary Here he comes, the Scissor-Man Run a...
Culture
25 March 2002
This is the missionary position: I am still on top. I have real zeal, and will put on a spurt. Lie back. This is the...
Culture
18 March 2002
Where's there's muck, there's brassed-off, Where there's milk, hard cheese. Let's have a rural blast-off: Joan, come...
Culture
11 March 2002
Nobody owes me a living Work is a fine silver trophy Life's for the taking, not giving I'm speaking here also for...
Culture
04 March 2002
Rats! They fought the cops and fed the cats, And kissed the babies in their bloomers, And reeled off fifty million...
UK Politics
25 February 2002
Jo Moore's mantra lies a-spinning in its grave Jo Moore's mantra lies a-spinning in its grave Jo Moore's mantra lies...
Culture
18 February 2002
I am a popular idol I am the president puff My hands grip the policy bridle And I know political stuff I won the...
11 February 2002
Please Mr Postmen, look and see (oh yeah) If there's some junk mail in your sacks for me Must have been the longest...
28 January 2002
I'm strong as the silk of a spider As tough as a nanny goat gruff Let hospitals shiver if they don't deliver Or kiddies...
21 January 2002
I'm just wild about Harry He's my pot noodle prince Think about who he may marry Probably beer-swilling bints Isn't it...
17 December 2001
Rummaging through slush On a one-track broken sleigh, Making bad boys blush In a most revealing way; With each...
10 December 2001
Let's tell Estelle and Al for free: It's time we had a spending spree - 'Cos I'm the Taxman, yeah I'm the Taxman....
03 December 2001
When the empire faltered, We were Rock Gibraltar, We were the salt of the earth, you might say; Each time they checked...

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