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I've always believed in a hierarchy of rock music. No Meatloaf for me
Twelve plastic door wedges for ninety pence? Now, that's a bargain
Mother was a creature of the Fifties, with permed hair and a skirt guard on her bike
If you are middle class and want to hang a picture, you had best start with a test nail
Football players have no taste, and can't talk, unlike (some) of their managers
Lancashire, Where Women Die of Love
Charles Nevin Mainstream, 317pp, £12.99
Who's ever been beaten up by a member of the Campaign for Real Ale?
It takes a brave man to name his caff after the world's worst maritime disaster
What's worse than being left behind on half-term, when everyone else goes skiing?
"The royal family is middle class," said an Old Etonian, with not a trace of humour