Andrew Martin

Class conscious - Andrew Martin applies lip salve - and earns a woman's disgust

• 01 November 2004

If you think etiquette no longer exists, try putting on lip salve in public

Class conscious - Andrew Martin thinks parking is a reason for murder

• 25 October 2004

How satisfying to find a white van with a copy of the Daily Star inside

Class conscious - Andrew Martin looks dapper in his new boiler suit

• 18 October 2004

I hoped the boiler suit would make me look like a tousle-haired car mechanic

Class conscious - Andrew Martin loses a leg to stop a property

• 11 October 2004

When I said I was having my leg off, they stopped talking about house prices

Class conscious - Andrew Martin blows his nose on his handkerchief

• 04 October 2004

I stick a handkerchief in my jacket pocket and think I look aspirational

Class conscious - Andrew Martin has an illogical position on hunting

• 27 September 2004

I don't want fox-hunting banned, because I want to continue to object to it

Class conscious - Andrew Martin fears good writing is becoming elitist

• 20 September 2004

To write well will soon be regarded as a fairly marginal accomplishment

Life & Society

Class conscious - Andrew Martin advises care when on local radio

• 13 September 2004

He devoted his youth to escaping from his home town. Now he must go back

Class conscious - Andrew Martin can't drink enough at the pub

• 06 September 2004

Take away the pub and you're left with middle-class activities like Italian classes

Life & Society

Class conscious - Andrew Martin takes a kinder view of caravanning

• 30 August 2004

I take back (most of) the appalling things I said about caravanners two years ago