Andrew Martin

Class conscious - Andrew Stephen braves a night at the theatre

• 14 February 2005

A night at the theatre is the culture world's equivalent of having to do a five-mile run

Class conscious - Andrew Martin wants to be called Andred

• 07 February 2005
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If I changed my name to Andred it would make a more memorable byline

Class conscious - Andrew Martin finds evangelicals lacking in taste

• 31 January 2005

The snob in me doesn't like to see electric guitars or stonewashed jeans in church

Class conscious - Andrew Martin sees significance in a bottle of mineral water

• 24 January 2005

Carrying a small bottle of mineral water shows that you won't beat anybody up

Class conscious - Andrew Martin joins the Hampstead Heath hearties

• 17 January 2005

On Hampstead Heath, you will see lots of stringy-looking folk with nut-brown skin

Class conscious - Andrew Martin finds barmen don't call him "sir"

• 10 January 2005

Ticket collectors and assistants in posh shops call me "sir", but not pub barmen

Class conscious - Andrew Martin gets lost at Harrods

• 01 January 2005

I always get lost in Harrods, because I'm not posh enough to know its layout

Society

Don't eat in the living room

• 13 December 2004

NS Christmas - From the time of day you open your presents to the wreath you hang, everything you do during Christmas betrays your social status

Class conscious - Andrew Martin finds even the grocers in Hampstead intimidating

• 06 December 2004

Hampstead is the only place where the greengrocer has a double-barrelled name

Life & Society

Class conscious - Andrew Martin finds class war in the cinema

• 29 November 2004

The cinema has become the scene of ugly, vicious class confrontations