Andrew Martin

Class conscious - Andrew Martin finds Islington angel-free

• 20 June 2005

The chief perk of being banged up in Pentonville nick? The Islington postcode

Class conscious - Andrew Martin longs to cash in on his accent

• 13 June 2005

I sound down-to-earth, relaxed and guileless, simply by being northern

Class conscious - Andrew Martin solves the riddle of the Skoda badge

• 06 June 2005

Someone's nicked the Skoda badge off my car. A hoodie with a sense of irony?

Class conscious - Andrew Martin declines some special offers

• 30 May 2005

I felt like such a miser, asking the barman for my 35p change

Class conscious - Andrew Martin hears of Arsenal's goals by osmosis

• 23 May 2005

As I walk up the Holloway Road, news of Arsenal's goals reaches me by osmosis

Class conscious - Andrew Martin supplies a list of things not to say

• 16 May 2005

Don't do the math, don't talk about the footie, and do not make a difference

Class conscious - Andrew Martin can't get away with the unshaven look

• 09 May 2005

Ideally, today's unshaven look is a double bluff: scruffy but with licence to be so

Class conscious - Andrew Martin is above worrying about his lawn

• 02 May 2005

My lawn is covered in clover and moss, because I am above worrying about it

Life & Society

Class conscious - Andrew Martin

• 25 April 2005

How middle-class do you need to be to join a queue to see Dutch Old Masters?

Class conscious - Andrew Martin denounces "Bohemian Rhapsody"

• 18 April 2005

I've always believed in a hierarchy of rock music. No Meatloaf for me