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400 words of "news", apparently.
Is "can't do it" an acceptable response?
The message is clear: we're coming for you.
The ten must-read comment pieces from this morning's papers.
You oddball. Yes, you.
A former New Statesman blogger, the first Green peer, and a fridge magnate are amongst those ennobled.
Mailbox may have a queue, but at least it still exists.
What if other papers followed up on the Sun's front page?
"Tough on migration" can't help but meaning "tough on tourism".