AL Kennedy
Articles by AL Kennedy
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Society
Who fetishist?
- 19 January 2009
Like you, I always hoped that donkey porn only involved consenting donkeys and was there to provide relaxation for perhaps older donkeys, or ones with plain-looking ears
Society
Queen's Elastoplast dress
- 05 January 2009
- 2 comments
A Credit Crunch is just some kind of half-arsed pudding. We’re going to get through it by enjoying generosity and sharing simple pleasures, just like the good old Queen said
Society
Gastric distress
- 08 December 2008
- 1 comment
I fail to see how viewers could be expected to believe in a heroine who wouldn’t fall for a man with a large facial scar, several mental difficulties and a metal hand
Lifestyle
Scotland's Simon Cowell?
- 25 November 2008
- 1 comment
I've been portrayed as some kind of godawful combination of Elizabeth Bathory, Simon Cowell and Bird Flu and have turned out to be a terrible anti-climax...
Business
Selling off Scotland
- 10 November 2008
- 10 comments
'I'm amazed that an SNP government would be so intent on turning our country into some kind of heathery play park for the super rich and plausible'
Society
Noxious vapours
- 06 October 2008
- 4 comments
Good wishes to those troubled bankers, the perils of sniffing damp repelling liquid and how to touch the arm of strangers and not quite get away with it
Society
Locked up with writers
- 17 September 2008
- 2 comments
No duffers, no loons, they could cook, they were funny and twisted and many of them had nice mums - AL Kennedy on the highs and lows of residential courses
Society
Speed dating
- 02 September 2008
- 2 comments
It occurred to me my personal equivalent of speed dating is, in fact, the hotel fire scare. In many ways a group of strangers in damp car park at 3am is an ideal way to meet new chums
Society
Evil twin?
- 05 August 2008
- 1 comment
Poor Gordon - perhaps soon to be replaced by one or another Miliband. They’re twins. What happens if we get the evil twin? I’ve watched enough Hammer horror films to know this is surely a risk
Society
Train on fire
- 23 July 2008
- 3 comments
The attitude on arriving late at Latitude and the perils of reading AL Kennedy. Scotland's foremost writer on life, October love and preparing for Edinburgh
