Show Hide image Politics 26 March 2015 Lib Dems unveil their first election poster - at 8.20am, in the rain Danny Alexander, chief secretary to the Treasury, launched the Liberal Democrat's first election poster this morning - it rained, and the crowd looked bored. Sign up for our weekly email * Print HTML It’s 8.20am. It’s raining. And I’m standing opposite the House of Lords, with a dozen Liberal Democrat activists. Two of them are wearing yellow ties and an older chap – donning a fedora – has opted for a yellow waistcoat. Unfortunately, they are all holding orange signs. Much like the “alternative” Lib Dem budget, today’s poster unveiling was a damp squib. Political bloggers, Guido Fawkes – whose chicken enthusiastically stomped around College Green at the Greens' poster launch – didn't even bother turning up. “One, two, three, give us a cheer!” shouted one supporter, holding up the Lib Dem diamond plaque, as Danny Alexander walked towards them. “Wheyyyy” around four or five of the dozen supporters cheered, half-heartedly. "That's the spirit!" shouted back the one enthusiastic Lib Dem on planet earth. Silence. "Can we go home now?" Everyone look at the young Lib Dem Photo: Ashley Cowburn But wait: Danny Alexander has arrived. THE POSTER IS UNVEILED. On the left-hand side of the poster is Ed Balls, trying to pout. On the right-hand side is George Osborne, with an invisible hook in his mouth. Written on the poster: "Look left, look right, then cross Liberal Democrats". I look to the left and see the miserable Lib Dems. I look to the right and see the photojournalists heckling Alexander: "giz a pose Danny!" I look to my shoes. "The truth is," Alexander declares, pointing his hands left and right in an attempt to confuse everyone."The economic recovery that we're enjoying, would not be happening without the Liberal Democrats...when you look to the next Parliament the biggest risk to that government - the biggest risk to that success - are owned by Labour and the Conservative party. "We have an opportunity for light at the end of the tunnel. But the Tories want to switch the lights off. The Labour party on the other hand have no plan... they'll take us back to the mess that they created." "AYY!" interjects the old chap with the fedora. "And so, our message to this government," Alexander continues "the Liberal Democrats are the only party that can keep this government going..." › George’s not-so-marvellous medicine, Clarkson, and King Kong’s copy-condensing creator Ashley Cowburn writes about politics and is the winner of the Anthony Howard Award 2014. He tweets @ashcowburn Subscribe from just £1 per issue More Related articles Will Storm Doris affect turnout in the Stoke-on-Trent and Copeland by-elections? What does it mean for Ukip if it loses in Stoke-on-Trent Central? What does François Bayrou's endorsement of Emmanuel Macron mean for the French presidential race?