Ken: quick-fire questions
How important is it to be liked?
It is nice, but I would rather do what is right than be liked.
Your idea of perfect happiness?
I suppose it's on a beach with a pina colada. Very cheap and tacky.
Your greatest fear?
That humanity is virtually extinct by the end of the century. It's a very real risk with climate change.
Which living person do you most admire?
Living person? I can only admire people who I have never met and are dead - because you know so much about anyone who is alive. The people I really most admire are Robert Kennedy and Franklin Roosevelt. If you know someone, it is very hard to revere them.
I mean, how many people revere me, for God's sake?
What is the trait you most deplore in yourself?
I don't work hard enough. If I had worked harder I might have been prime minister.
What's the trait you most deplore in others?
A love of Boris.
On what occasions do you lie and when did you last lie?
I think I have gone through my entire public career never telling a lie. I have made mistakes but I never knowingly lied. In your private life you do [lie], because you don't want to hurt people's feelings and all that and also you want to protect yourself.
Which living person do you most despise?
There are so many members of the government I could say that about, but I might have to deal with them in a hundred days' time, so I really shouldn't.
What or who is the greatest love of your life?
I am not going to answer that.
If you could change one thing about yourself what would it be?
My voice. I would like to sound like James Mason. I reckon if I'd had a better voice I could have been prime minister. It is the most irritating voice in public life.
What is your motto?
I don't believe in any of that nonsense. Get up and work.
When did you last cry?
Oh, whatever silly thing I watched on TV. I can easily lose myself emotionally in absolute Hollywood garbage.
Which historical figure do you most identify with?
When I was at the GLC and we only had a majority of four, the Tories always demanded special sessions, hoping to catch us out. They had a legal power to demand a special session, but I had the legal power to say when it would be - and I always called it on Friday afternoon because a handful of the Tories went to their country estate for the weekend. And then I was reading Suetonius's Twelve Caesars and [Julius Caesar] did exactly the same thing. He convened the senate on Friday afternoons. That is the only thing I can say identifies Julius Caesar with me - we chose the same squalid tactic.
What is your greatest boast?
That I am still here after 30 years of unremitting media hostility.
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