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The Olympics and Georgia were both opportunities for Brown: why did he not seize the moment?

There is something uniquely dreadful about the situation Gordon Brown found himself in as he returned from his summer holiday. He should have been basking in the reflected glory of the "Team GB" Olympic success. This could have been his "1966 moment". But somehow even the words of congratulation from Downing Street misfired. "I think the whole nation is totally delighted and really proud at everything that's been achieved," he said. The nation was left with no idea of how Brown felt about this extraordinary British achievement.

The medal haul could have symbolised the simplest of Labour messages: millions of pounds of carefully targeted investment has turned around years of underachievement. Scottish, Welsh and English competitors were united under the flag of the Union. This team is multicultural Britain at its best. Just look at the names: Ohuruogu, Idowu, Romero, Houvenaghel, Adlington and Wiggins. This could have been the crowning symbol of the new Labour promise of an end to the narrative of decline. And yet, already, the worst of all storylines is unfolding for Brown: a Tory mayor of London will welcome home the Olympic heroes and a Conservative government is likely to preside over the 2012 Games. How galling that new Labour inherited the pitiful Millennium Dome, while Cameron's Conservatives will inherit the greatest sporting spectacle on earth.

So why is it that Gordon Brown is so patently unable to seize the moment? The Olympics are one thing, but the British government's apparent paralysis over events in Georgia is quite another. How did Brown permit David Cameron to play the statesman in Tbilisi? Angela Merkel, the German chancellor, went all the way to the Russian Black Sea resort of Sochi to tell President Medvedev that his country's response had been "disproportionate" and "unreasonable". Brown has been invisible.

While being outmanoeuvred by Cameron in the Caucasus, Brown allowed George Osborne to park his tanks firmly on his lawn at home. The shadow chancellor's lecture to the left-wing think tank Demos on "fairness" (discussed overleaf by Richard Reeves) was the Tories' most outrageous bid yet for the centre ground of British politics. No one really believes the new Tories are the champions of the poor, but their shamelessness in using the rhetoric of equality is a measure of how far the Brown government has retreated into itself. The Tory charges of increasing educational inequality, the growing gap in life expectancy between the rich and the poor and a rising tax burden on the poorest deserve an answer.

There is an explanation for this failure to act that goes beyond Brown's personality. Those who watch the Whitehall machine at close quarters have been shocked at how dependent his government has become on focus groups since Stephen Carter took over as head of strategy this year. Nothing is made public before being fed through these political mincing machines. Insiders have noticed a slow sclerosis as policy upon policy is tested against public opinion in the hope that one of them will unlock electoral paydirt.

One former adviser told the New Statesman: "The trouble is that focus groups are often dominated by the person who shouts the loudest. Brown never looks like he means it when policy is made this way. Look at 'British jobs for British workers'." There is no evidence that Brown's response to the Olympics or Georgia was driven by focus groups, but it might as well have been. You can hear the conversation: "Look, Gordon, people think you don't do empathy and you look uncomfortable abroad, so let's keep it simple on the Olympics and let Miliband deal with that messy South Ossetia business."

Just not delivering

There is also a growing belief within Westminster, expressed by members of the cabinet as well as ordinary Labour MPs, that Downing Street's Team GB is just not delivering. Even with the help of Carter's expensive private-sector PR expertise, the message is failing to get across. Exasperated cabinet critics point to the handling of David Miliband's article in the Guardian at the end of July as an example of poor discipline. How was Harriet Harman able to give the impression she had no problem with the piece when members of the Brown camp were briefing that it was an act of gross disloyalty?

Fury is the defining emotion of Labour Party people from the constituencies upwards. Many MPs are now openly blaming the Prime Minister for the party's misfortunes. Before he went away, Gordon Brown had taken to calling backbenchers in to No 10 to give them a pep talk: they should stop the Westminster tittle-tattle and take the Labour message to the constituencies. These sessions were so badly received that one northern MP was heard to say: "If he gives me a ticking-off and tells me to get stuck in with my constituents I'll thump him."

The truth is the whole Labour Party must take responsibility for what has happened. The real turning point in the government's fortunes was not the election that never was, it was the leadership election that never was. Those who believed Gordon Brown was not the right man for the job should have had the gumption to make their case at the time. As it is, Brown has no mandate from his party, let alone the country. With the Prime Minister cutting an increasingly isolated figure, Team GB is getting smaller all the time.

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76 comments from readers

iknowitwillhappen
22 August 2008 at 16:38

Oh God. It's true. Mr Brown should be seizing this sudden wave of UK positivity that is counteracting the economic gloom.

Instead Boris Jonson, and even worse, John Major seems to be grabbing the kudos.

The only lingering memory of Brown seems to be a rather awkward moment in April standing outside number 10 with the fated Olympic torch.

gnuneo
22 August 2008 at 20:40

new-Labour are entirely upon the defensive, their careful program of '3rd way politics' (the Left gets words, the Right gets action) has fallen apart as the Public are waking up to their being no more or less than a continuation of the Tory Govt that preceded them.

the PM is facing two tough choices - either a radical switch in policies to the soft Left (social democracy), to re-enchant their core base including 'Middle England' (who are also sick and tired of the continued privatiasation and falling living standards for the majority), get rid of the technocrats and wannabe tories who surround him, or else continue to fly the Blue flag as the ship not-so-gently sinks beneath him.

Labour has no policies that enervate the Public, and no political ground upon which the Party are firmly established. Frankly, they have discovered the awful truth so many arrogant politicians eventually discover - 'you can fool all the People some of the time, and some of the People all of the time, but you can't fool all of the People all of the time.'.

the People want change, and not the airy-fairy sound-bites of Obama or camoron, but real, down-to-Earth solid changes in direction.

it is hardly likely that a Govt so steeped in "focus groups", instead of listening to the People and following what their hearts tell them to do, will manage to change course, as you say MB.

perhaps they should start a focus group study on the benefits of using focus groups?

raggedyman
24 August 2008 at 01:30

gnuneo:

I think you should know that MB is already married; some say even happily.

Riaz Ahmad
24 August 2008 at 12:06

Three cheers and a Very Good Luck To GB, I hope we work hard and come top of the table in London Olympics. Please keep politics out of it, the glory is for the people and the country and not for manipulative politicians and political parties.

Douglas Chalmers
26 August 2008 at 03:52

"The medal haul could have symbolised the simplest of Labour messages: millions of pounds of carefully targeted investment has turned around years of underachievement. Scottish, Welsh and English competitors were united under the flag of the Union. This team is multicultural Britain at its best..."

Well, that may be so but it says little for the future Games to be held in London. They were awarded at a time when the Neocons were in ascendancy in the USA and in Blair's Britain but things have changed.

The message of the 'lost London bus' last Sunday in BeiJing was that Britain no longer has what it takes to pull it off alone on the scale that China did. It would take the combined contributions of all the members of the EU to do that, especially culturally.

Thus " turn(ing) around years of underachievement" will require the kind of co-operation that Britain still hasn't thought of. That is, mutual targeted planning and effort in unison with its partners in the EU. The past is over, guys! Perhaps Russia will show you how?

Morgan097
26 August 2008 at 09:49

raggy,

G's a lumberjack and he's OK ...

Morgan097
26 August 2008 at 10:07

I'll never know which British obscenity did more to warp a generation of American minds: Python dementia or Emma Peel perfection.

raggedyman
26 August 2008 at 13:35

Team GB - who dreamt up that ghastly phrase?

The importation from America gave us 'team player' - but as anyone knows whose been on a 'team-building' exercise 'team' has very little to do with it. This is the age of the triumph of Individualism and of the individual life-project. Nothing is less well-suited to the exigencies that the human race is facing this century.

The poor leftie in desperate need of reinvention.

What paucity of political choice - the GB's Calvinistic revival of market fundamentalism or Cameron's bogus crusade to help the poor by cutting their benefits. Another step towards the American junk economy where the poor and homeless are mostly IN work.

Let's prise all those malingering stroke-victims off the sickie and put 'em to work down the mines where the black stuff will power us on even faster to our now imminent 'extinction' event.

Team GB on the accelerator pedal to oblivion.

On a lighter note:

The Porcini season is now upon us and those little beauties of the fungal world beckon in the forest undergrowth.

Words are barely adequate to describe the delight of the mushroom hunter in the early morn at wood's edge shrouded in mist with the distant bark of a disturbed Stag; the smell of leaf-mould of humus of rotting vegetation of Oak and Pine and the unmistakable aroma of the Boletus Edulis tantalising those olfactory organs. O God if only I was a poet the like of a Yeats or a Thomas or a Hopkins; what words might come.

Morgan097
26 August 2008 at 15:35

Selective discrimination at its most transparent!

Badgers, no; porcini, yes.

Morgan097
27 August 2008 at 10:26

"Selective discrimination"?

How about "redundant dunce"?

raggedyman
28 August 2008 at 09:25

Morg:

The seventy or so Afghan civilians taken out by an American air strike recently prompted the usual deny, deny, before issuing the familiar curt statement of US military policy:

'...we make every effort to avoid civilian casualties.'

Like 'Team GB' it is a misapplied phrase since it really means 'we make every effort to avoid coalition troop casualties'.

A safe strategy since the level of interest in the MSM in the deaths of 70 Afghan civilians seems all but non-existent. The BBC, for example, seemed much more concerned about obesity 'hotspots' and what this might mean ultimately for productivity in the UK plc. Mind minimising risks to troops by maximising risks to civilians could constitute a war crime and the Afghans are signatories to the ICC....as are the British. The Americans, of course, have very sensibly avoided that particular goof and remain well beyond the pale - as always.

Bright:

Ken to advise Hugo - I hope you've spotted that.

Morgan097
28 August 2008 at 11:04

raggy,

I'm always encouraged by your hesitation to rush to judgment whenever westerners are concerned.

Terrorists always try to hide behind civilians in order to provoke the cherished overreaction that they know will elicit the kneejerk reaction of goodhearted souls like you. American law puts the onus of responsibility for collateral civilian casualties in such cases squarely upon the terrorists.

Clinton famously had the opportunity to kill Bin Laden at an al-Quaeda training camp prior to 9/11, but to his everlasting disgrace declined to do so in order to avoid the repercussions of the inevitable civilian loss of life.

And since terrorists don't wear uniforms, they're always counted as civilians.

As for innocent Afghan bystanders swearing on a stack of Korans to the absence of combatants among the departed, I'm told that there were also no nazis in Germany after May 8th 1945.

raggedyman
28 August 2008 at 11:31

Morg:

The bloody temerity of these people to dare to resist an occupation, eh?

I've just come from the NY Times.

You don't work for the Pentagon by any chance? - your statements are almost verbatim.

raggedyman
28 August 2008 at 11:32

Also:

The count is now up to 90 according to a UN investigation team.

raggedyman
28 August 2008 at 11:42

And also:

Would they be playing the 'white man' if they came out of their hidey-holes and painted a target on their chests?

Morgan097
28 August 2008 at 12:04

raggy,

Do you really want to align yourself with Taliban Neanderthals who regularly used Kalashnikovs to execute kneeling women in sports stadiums, stoned homosexuals to death, forbade girls to attend school and dynamited the irreplaceable artifacts of other religions (especially since you seem so concerned about the loss of Iraqi pottery fragments from a Baghdad museum)?

Although I still keep the Times as my homepage, I consider "Pinch" Sulzberger a disastrous lightweight who's done more to destroy the world's greatest paper than any of his predecessors could ever have imagined.

I haven't read this morning's edition, so please don't insult me.

And had the DOD heeded my unrequested advice, the egregious Rumsfeld (Princeton) would never have been hired in the first place.

Morgan097
28 August 2008 at 12:12

R: The count is now up to 90 according to a UN investigation team.

M: Would that be the same UN investigation team that rescued the victims of Rwanda and Darfur?

R: Would they be playing the 'white man' if they came out of their hidey-holes and painted a target on their chests?

M: Nah, raggy. They're only good at painting targets on the backs of kneeling women's heads.

Morgan097
28 August 2008 at 12:54

And raggy,

Right now, before I take my snooze, I'm listening to Heifetz's wonderful recording with the LA Philharmonic of Korngold's Violin Concerto (op. 35).

Why don't you just put away the world's problems for a few moments, lie back and do the same?

knave
28 August 2008 at 13:43

OK Martin we get it.

You don’t like Brown and the Labour party.

Cameron and the policy exchange Tories are great. He is egalitarian and a master of foreign policy. Although Johann Hari Independent’s article was interesting about his biography by the Tory fop Dylan Jones. Interesting views on redistribution and asylum Although in your mind Hari is maoist, so he will be dismissed. Also reading policy exchange articles on welfare reform and privatization they seem to be very right wing but what the hell that is the way the wind is blowing.

As we all know, you are a Cameronian Tory without the backbone to admit it.

I haven’t voted labour for 10 years but I will in the next election purely because I cannot abide the hypocrisy of people like yourself and Cohen. Right wing tories who have to justify their beliefs by abusing others by saying the left has changed when you haven’t the self realization to accept that it is you who needs the justification to vote Tory.

Morgan097
28 August 2008 at 19:46

knave, old boy,

How was the vacation? Slay any Dutch dragons?

Morgan097
28 August 2008 at 19:54

I was thinking about your summer reading, and regretted not having suggested Jules Archer's "The Plot to Seize The White House" and John Lukacs's "June 1942; Hitler and Stalin."

raggedyman
28 August 2008 at 21:06

Morg:

Lukacs' 'The Hitler of History' is a little more interesting I think you'll find.

I have to say Morg your last few comments are a little concerning - as of a child who is still haunted by demons.

You need to get in touch with your inner self and develop more positive feelings towards your fellow man. To that end I recommend the following link:

http://www.cloudappreciationsociety.org/

Take it, absorb, reflect, ruminate a little, and return a rounder human being, oozing bonhomie & philanthropic beneficence.

By the way who are the Taliban exactly?

Morgan097
28 August 2008 at 22:19

raggy,

1. My combat references merely facetiously echoed knave's past unkind words.

2. Who are the Taliban exactly?

Pace Maj. Bennett Marco's description of Sgt. Raymond Shaw, you seem to believe that they're "the bravest, warmest, kindest, most wonderful human being[s] that [you've never] known in your entire life."

Morgan097
28 August 2008 at 22:30

And thanks, raggy, for the helpfully cloudy heads-up.

raggedyman
28 August 2008 at 22:46

Er, Morg:

I appreciate that the American's have moved on from 'taming injuns' but I would ask you to keep references to that Islamic lot to a minimum in these forums. You see, it's Bright, he's convinced they're after his vitals. The man's a nervous wreck. He is convinced, despite the soothing voices of reason that the unruly Afghan tribes are merely defending the honour of their clans, that they seek nothing less than world domination. In short he is convinced that if not stopped at the Khyber Pass they will, in a twinkling of an eye, be after his prize Begonias or even, God forbid, ravishing his womenfolk on the front lawn in full view of that awful woman of number 32.

You have probably noticed him going on about them Islamic Extremists rather a lot yourself. Well tone it down a bit old boy. It's enough so far that he's cut down all the shrubberies to within 20 metres of his house.

We don't want the man sectioned - he's in his prime after all.

Talk about clouds for a bit.

Morgan097
28 August 2008 at 22:47

And I went ballistic (excuse the pun) when we insanely provided the sick bastards with logistical support, cash and then Stingers.

Morgan097
28 August 2008 at 22:54

raggy,

Omar's cozy relationship with bin Laden led directly to 9/11, and since they're both still on the loose, may I respectfully suggest that you prudently avoid the tube.

Morgan097
28 August 2008 at 22:57

Charlie Wilson should rot in hell.

raggedyman
28 August 2008 at 23:51

Be pleased then, you living one, in your delightfully warmed bed

before Lethe's ice-cold wave

will lick your escaping foot

Rather nice Altostratus today; looking forward to a possibly orgasmic Cumolonimbus weekend.

Morgan097
29 August 2008 at 03:12

raggy,

You da man-n-n!

raggedyman
29 August 2008 at 09:20

Morg:

O wad some Pow'r the giftie gie us

To see oursels as others see us!

And:

How I loathe the term ''Indian''.....''Indian'' is a term used to sell things -- souvenirs, cigars, cigarettes, gasoline, cars...''Indian'' is a figment of the white man's imagination.

Keeshig-Tobias, 1990

raggedyman
29 August 2008 at 09:40

Or something to hang their fears on like 'The Taliban'.

This blast from history:

''The future offered them survival -- if it offered survival at all -- only at the exorbitant price of becoming like the invaders.''

And:

''Such a predicament has been faced by many peoples at many times in history, though nowhere on earth has it been faced on such a scale and for so long as in the Americas. A threat from which there seems to be no escape often triggers a religious response: cultures, like individuals, become open to messages from God, resulting in what anthropologists call a revitalization movement or crisis cult. A prophet offers a way -- usually presented as a return to an ideal past --which is in fact a new synthesizing tradition and change.''

The Taliban were born in the desolate ruins and festering hell-holes that were the vast Afghan refugee camps of the 1980s.

They are quintessentially a reactionary force.

Morgan097
29 August 2008 at 11:22

Or as the badger always says,

"Never smile at a crocodile!"

knave
29 August 2008 at 23:02

Martin bright

The story continues.

2010 Cameron elected. Cohen and Bright are at the election celebration for services rendered.

2011 Martin formally rejects the left and becomes a conservative columnist for the new periodical the Rantpoint.

2012 Martin ‘s new book is released. “I was a teenage leftie but I am now cured”. A searing endictment of left wing extremism and nasty black people . Martin buys a villa in Tuscany with the cottage industry money accumulated. Johnny mac buys 139 copies to go with his 356 copies of What’s left. The book is dedicated to another ex NS writer Paul Johnson.

2029 Martin along with Cohen is given the US congressional peacetime medal of honour by the current republican president Anne Coulter for his services to extending the use of the Nintendo WII fitness to serviceman in Iraq and Afghanistan.

Thank you Morg I did have a good holiday

Morgan097
30 August 2008 at 01:03

knave, old pal,

Glad to hear it.

You certainly deserved one.

raggedyman
30 August 2008 at 09:08

Knave:

To clue you in in your absence:

We're at the stage in which we are all but certain that MB is a snake in sheep's clothing but that, as has been apparent from the beginning, Morg is a 'snake in snake's clothing'.

In fact that is what I like about Morg - he is refreshingly cut and dried.

Morgan097
30 August 2008 at 10:20

raggy,

Bless you, but I'd guess that knave already knew that.

Pardon me now, as I elegantly slither away.

Morgan097
30 August 2008 at 10:26

But what vintage goes with cut and dried serpent?

Morgan097
30 August 2008 at 10:29

Never mind.

I'll find out in The Rattler.

knave
30 August 2008 at 10:49

I agree with you Raggy.

There is a certain colonial honesty, charm and I know he will hate me for saying this innocence about the man. Like most yanks he likes to be liked. I know morg it sounds patronizing but I find that quality endearing about your race.

He is also entertaining.

Apart from his views on foreign policy which make Reynard of Chantillon look like a peace protestor, and I also find the insults and racism unappealing, there is a social democrat lurking within his soul. A little like Anakin Skywalker.

Although the classical music references doesn’t feel right. I have got him down as a ZZ Top fan.

Also Morg and raggy over the holiday I read a wonderful book on the crusades called “God wills it” by WB Bartlett.

Morgan097
30 August 2008 at 12:26

Thanks, knave (I think).

Sorry about the occasional insult or what you may (wrongly, I believe) consider racism, but the classical music references are entirely authentic.

My 11th floor apartment on W. 57th between 6th and 7th is practically across the street from Carnegie Hall; our regular restaurant, the now closed Russian Tea Room (slightly to its left), was a favorite for every artist from Dali to Nureyev since 1929; and I was always clowning with Cliburn and his more serious mother, who lived upstairs in their own (soundproof) lodgings.

My oldest female friend is in fact a Carnegie fundraiser who constantly curses at me whenever I insist that all classical music performances have become either worthless or redundant since the deaths of Furtwangler, Toscanini, Mengelberg, Walter and Solti. The same applies in their respective fields to the departures of Horowitz and Heifetz..

My family have held Thursday night Grand Tier box subscriptions at the Met since the late '40s, but cancelled their NY Philharmonic subscriptions when Boulez replaced Bernstein as music director.

I detest ZZ Top, but adore Steely Dan.

As always, may the fierce be with you.

raggedyman
30 August 2008 at 12:34

Morg:

Not keen on Daniel Barenboim then?

Morgan097
30 August 2008 at 12:35

And I'll certainly look into the Bartlett.

Morgan097
30 August 2008 at 12:38

raggy,

Since Jacqueline died, I've had no use for the little pr**k.

raggedyman
30 August 2008 at 13:19

Morg:

Van & his mum were on the second floor of the Salisbury opposite; he was tickling his ivories for much of the night.

The church was also very handy for his daily devotions.

Morgan097
30 August 2008 at 13:22

But I also detested Mengelberg's enthusiastic embrace of the Germans, and was disappointed by the great Furtwangler's disturbingly ambiguous political non-involvement. Nevertheless, they were both outstanding conductors.

Barenboim just stinks.

Morgan097
30 August 2008 at 13:24

raggy,

How the hell did you guess the Salisbury?

Morgan097
30 August 2008 at 13:26

(But Van indeed lived upstairs.)

Morgan097
30 August 2008 at 13:33

He always enjoyed it whenever I urged him to take a stand, and finally switch to the violin.

Morgan097
30 August 2008 at 13:40

The damned Calvary Baptist Church, which owned the Salisbury, long prevented us permanent residents from connecting cable TV because it was deemed too licentious.

Morgan097
30 August 2008 at 13:45

And we permanent residents had to pursue an expensive court action in order to legally keep our pets.

Morgan097
30 August 2008 at 14:02

Answer, you cunning hoaxster.

I'll bet that you're as much an imperialist Yankee pig as I am!

And probably a Giants fan, as well.

Morgan097
30 August 2008 at 14:04

And a secret neocon!

Morgan097
30 August 2008 at 14:09

How else would one know that ol' Van and his late mother did later move to the second floor?

Morgan097
30 August 2008 at 14:37

(Actually, I'm really proud of you, me boy.)

raggedyman
30 August 2008 at 15:37

Morg;

What went on in them thar rooms I daren't divulge; I dessay it would shock even you.

The sad fate of the RTR is a lamentable sign of the times and I'm glad I've moved to Tooting where it is possible to get cockles and pickled eggs.

You may be right about Daniel Barenboim - a friend of mine was watching him conduct the other day and his telly blew up. Truly there are mysterious forces at work.

Morgan097
30 August 2008 at 15:49

Where were you when I needed someone to cover my ass in the Delta?

As I've already stated, raggy:

You da man-n-n!

Morgan097
30 August 2008 at 16:07

Ah, for the RTR Wednesdays of old, when Richard or Annette would send over industrial sized bottles of Siberian pelmeny across the street to our front desk.

Jackie K. picked hers up herself. Candy Bergen liked slurping it down at her favorite red leather banquette.

And my kingdom for my customary preprandial dyevochka or my beloved Karski shashlik.

raggedyman
30 August 2008 at 16:42

That tart! I still can't find those kippers.

Morgan097
30 August 2008 at 16:56

R: Morg; What went on in them thar rooms I daren't divulge; I dessay it would shock even you.

M: So true, raggy. And as we both know all too well, the world is still not yet ready for the case of the Giant Rat of Sumatra!

Morgan097
30 August 2008 at 16:58

Rat got yer kippers?

Morgan097
30 August 2008 at 17:07

Thanks for the cheer, pal.

Now I finally gotta snooze.

Adios.

Morgan097
31 August 2008 at 11:11

knave,

I can understand why you'd peg me for a C&W man.

Whenever I walk into Cafe Carlyle, the goddamn pianist maliciously breaks into an unnecessarily gleeful rendition of Big and Rich's "Why Does Everybody Want To Kick My Ass."

raggedyman
31 August 2008 at 14:40

Out of interest, Morg, what do you think of this Bright fellow - is he one of us, or one of them, or one of those?

Morgan097
31 August 2008 at 19:15

To be truthful, raggy, all I know about Bright is what I've read on this blog. I've never seen him on TV, but I suppose that I'd eventually catch sight of him were I regularly to watch the weekend BBC World roundtable news correspondent show (that I believe is called) Dateline London. We no longer get ITN news programming as such, except for brief international snippets (when warranted) at the start of the weeknight PBS Jim Lehrer News Hour.

From what I've read on this blog, he sounds like an innocuous, slightly left-of-center Democrat, with bland political opinions indistinguishable from those of many, many, boring, middle-of-the-road Americans.

He'd put me to sleep.

It's erudite characters like you, knave, niceguy, redtakesy and Southfork whom I enjoy.

And where else could I observe in their natural habitat, missing links like redharry, Serosch, afrasiab and gnuneo?

knave
01 September 2008 at 15:38

Plus Morg you are like the character in the classic python sketch.

Are you here for the 10 minute or the full half hour argument.

Morgan097
01 September 2008 at 16:42

I swear to God, knave!

You must be reading my mind.

When Cleese ever-so-politely announces that time is up, the moment forever signifies for me the exact apex of western civilization.

(Incidentally, When McCain announced Palin as his running mate I was momentarily ecstatic, thinking naturally, that he meant Michael.)

Morgan097
02 September 2008 at 08:26

The exact nadir occurred whenever we'd bump into David and an ever-glowering Wally at the Waldorf Towers, and he'd start speaking to his wee canines as though they were infants:

"Babies wanna take a walkie?"

Morgan097
02 September 2008 at 09:19

And knave, my friend,

With regard to your perceived sense of Morgie innocence, as astute a judge of character as ever lived, the legendary acting coach Stella Adler once described me to her students as "a deeply cynical man."

Morgan097
02 September 2008 at 09:27

...my pride in and allegiance to the ideals of America, notwithstanding.

raggedyman
02 September 2008 at 20:29

I'm watching you Morg: keep those apostrophes in order.

Morgan097
02 September 2008 at 21:20

raggy,

I assume that you're referring to "a deeply cynical man."

In US punctuation, the apostrophe does indeed come after the period, whereas in Britain, it comes before.

Pay heed: that's often a clue to country of origin.

raggedyman
02 September 2008 at 21:47

Typical.

raggedyman
02 September 2008 at 22:38

There has to be a line and the line is drawn here; where grammar and spelling are concerned we will not surrender. Dammit sir keep yer mits off the King's English bygod - this is still the green and pleasant land & Fowler is da man [or he was anyway].

And, Morg, there is a young and impressionable audience at the NS forums - do not come corrupting our youth with your devil-may-care, casual, careless, slipshod, Yankee ways. This particularly applies to the colonial slap-happy cowboy approach to spelling. It is an impertinence that will not be endured; at any rate not while I live & breathe & haunt these columns.

Not on old bean.

Not here.

Not now.

Not ever.

Morgan097
03 September 2008 at 00:17

Dat's E Z 4 U 2 say!

TULOSE3
14 September 2008 at 00:20

Again I witness the trivialisation of political ideology and morality in these deteriorating posts

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