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Tactical Briefing

Jesse Armstrong

Published 24 April 2008

From: The Unit
To: GB
Subject: We Get It

So, pretty good week. Feel the US trip went well. Almost all the UK press obviously focused on the visit being overshadowed, but really that wasn't the true story of the visit. Understand it was difficult to get this line out, as all the faxes, internet bandwidth and press office space was being used by Vatican officials and monks.

Still, it seems possible to us that the visit may have been responsible for the totally unaccountable poll bounce that seems to have come our way. Is there an argument for spending more time in the US? The king across the water? We could possibly suggest that there are things so important happening in the World Bank/IMF/UN/NFL that you need to be over there. Think this would chime well with the public perception that you are a very competent person, but not necessarily when it comes to running UK Government. That you have high-minded, popular and widely lauded principles, but not when it comes to UK social and economic policy.

So, if your totally overshadowed US trip couldn't have caused your poll bump, we've been asking ourselves: what was it? This is a real poser. Would be great to ask around and see if anyone in your staff or anywhere else in the wider party can remember anything at all, however minor, that we have done lately that has been received in any way positively? Could it be something little on housing or an agriculture thing that no one told us about? Or light bulbs? Really feel that there must have been something?

The other possibility - and this is one that is interesting some of our top guys here - is that the political disconnect from the public has reached the final "decoupling" stage, where there is no longer any relationship whatsoever between anything we do or say or enact and our popular image.

The level of reinterpretation may have reached the stage where the original activities undertaken are impossible for the public to determine. It's not that what we do is irrelevant. But our actions are like eruptions on a distant star, which may be viewed months or decades hence by analysts who may totally misinterpret what they are viewing.

It's very exciting.

Anyway. Back-bench meeting went very well. Really like the "We get it" line as a response to the 10p-rate righteous fury. Sounds very now. Implies a lot of knowledge, an "OK, you can stop going on about this now" world-weariness. A hint of "Yeah, we've got this covered with a great new policy/task force/manifesto that will be released soon if you will just shut up for a minute". Think "We get it" could be a slogan we employ for a lot more stuff.

Public: "We don't like you." Us: "We get it." Public: "We don't like your policies." Us: "We get it." Public: "We're not voting for you." Us: "We get it." And if necessary - Public: "You're no longer in power." Us: "We get it."

Let us know your thoughts.

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1 comment from readers

johannine
26 April 2008 at 10:04

This is the first post of your i have read,

i clicked on and read your last 3 posts trying to get what your writing about....

Ok im a dumb aussie [and i dont 'get it''] poll bounces are like a dead cat bounce [they poll the same elite incrowd] who just want to appear a swing voter to stay in the know of being polled.

i realise brown [nose in company ] was in usa last week ,so presume your write in amusing satire ,[i did find your writing amusing] thus am taking time to respond [noting the other 3 posts hadnt gotten responses either].

You clearly have an indepth understanding re politics but your use of the same heading sort of flags me next time to be ready to be challanged should i click on your postings next time .

im a heading [headline] shopper and yours dont really give a clue what your reporting on today] like ''brown gets it from us '' sort of flags us into the topic.

Please dont think me upset ,or responding to cause upset i only wish i had your word skills and no doudt clear insites into uk po-lie-tricks .

its just i didnt 'get it'.

No doudt 10 p is a lot of money to some poms [un-sure wether to use brittish or english , or euro's so used the aussie pom]

but here it [10 p] is 20 cents [hardly worth picking up] and doing nothing to create a living wage [if that is its intent].

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