Will Self On Location.
Telling Tales, by Suzanne Moore.
As I sat in the cavernous and entirely empty dining room, delicately abstracting flesh-flakes from my perfectly poached cod, my only desire was that I could stay longer. Much longer.
Suzanne Moore’s weekly column, Telling Tales.
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Will Self: On Location.
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