Stuck in the middle with youth
By Alice Miles - 15 March 8:14

It's a funny thing to worry about a statistics assignment after 20 years of writing columns for national newspapers.

God bless Wayne’s socks and metatarsals
By Hunter Davies - 12 March 8:19

I'm still in a deep depression over England. I was so pissed off by their display against Egypt, and even more so by the under-21s against Greece.

Dirty cash, I want you
By Nicholas Lezard - 08 March 9:30

It is time, I have decided, to become more corrupt. Print journalism may be in a terrible state, but I still know quite a few print journalists who are getting some excellent freebies.

The tragic roundabout
By Nicholas Lezard - 01 March 8:12

I sometimes wonder whether public transport in this country is secretly run by the Lord's Day Observance Society.

Armageddon out of here
By Will Self - 22 February 8:25

Conspiracy theories are articles of faith for the masses in an age of unbelief.

Fiddler in the roof
By Nicholas Lezard - 22 February 8:17

Time, I am told, to clear out the books from my study. After about two and a half years, it has been, I concede, long enough. Besides, not only is the ex-wife on my case, so is my daughter.

God botherers
By Mark Watson - 18 February 7:09

There's "probably no God", apparently. I read it on the back of a bus last year, courtesy of an advertisement paid for by the British Humanist Association.

Pretty fry for a white guy
By Will Self - 15 February 8:21

One of the most realest meals there is in the so-called developed world is a hotel breakfast. I say this for a simple reason: no one - unless they are close to expiring - refuses it.

Tipping up at A&E
By Nicholas Lezard - 12 February 9:28

To A -- 's and E -- 's for dinner. They are great friends of the Woman I Love, so I am mindful of the need to be on my best behaviour.

Food, Inc (PG)
By Ryan Gilbey - 11 February 7:09

A shocking, if preachy, exposé of the food industry.

Immaculate conception
By Mark Watson - 04 February 6:28

I'm going to film my son's birth and pitch it as a gritty, fly-on-the-wall piece to Channel 4.

The Books Interview: Barbara Ehrenreich
By Alyssa McDonald - 01 February 8:07

Why do so many people buy into what you call "the cult of positive thinking"?

The Class Monitor No. 14: The Regional Managers
By Michael Hodges - 28 January 7:06

Rod, Frank, Gus and Stuart just get through before the doors close on Stuart's briefcase.

Almost part of the furniture
By Nick Lezard - 28 January 7:06

Visitors to the Hovel are always amused - or appalled - by its eccentric features.

Keeping a low profile
By Nicholas Lezard - 25 January 16:31

Being too broke to afford even going to the pub, I am busy wasting some time on Facebook. I suddenly notice that someone suggests I become friends with L-, whom I already know well in real life.

Garbage into gold
By Sarah Lewis-Hammond - 25 January 13:45

New technology offers ever more ingenious ways to turn the detritus of life into valuable forms of e

Inspect your gadgets!
By Sian Berry - 25 January 12:52

Toaster catch fire? Printer making odd noises? Don’t just throw old stuff away, or hide it in the sh

From buttoned-up Britain to urine nation
By Will Self - 22 January 9:07

I've been putting it off, hopping up and down, tensing first one buttock then the other, waiting until the pain is insupportable . . .

Can’t dance, won’t dance
By Mark Watson - 21 January 7:37

Among the fragments of school history left in my brain is the phenomenon of St Vitus's Dance.

Bad idea: For better for worse
By Alyssa McDonald - 18 January 9:44

Only those already doing well are likely to gain from the Tories' marriage plans

Bad idea: Writing off reading
By Alyssa McDonald - 11 January 9:19

Contrary to the expectations of some, the internet has boosted the written word

The tyranny of the positive people
By Gaby Hinsliff - 07 January 6:30

After a decade of bingeing on self-improvement we could spare a little more anger for the injustices

Apocalypse soon . . .
By Mark Watson - 07 January 6:30

I've got my survival strategy: I'm going to get as close to John Cusack as possible.

Happy New Year . . . from beneath my bed
By Sophie Elmhirst - 30 December 6:16

The resolutions Sarah Palin, Simon Cowell, Tiger Woods and others should make this year

Winning the web war
By James Crabtree - 30 December 6:16

Right-wing bloggers have been established for years, but the left is catching up and 2010 will be it

Going cold turkey
By Nicholas Lezard - 17 December 7:06

It is a chilly evening, the first really cold one of the winter, but the sixth frame of the snooker final between Higgins and Ding seems to have been taking all year.

Yule only regret it
By Will Self - 17 December 7:06

I'm not altogether sure Christmas dinner is a meal at all, let alone a real one; rather, it is the focus of all the faith, hope and joy - as well as the transgenerational neuroses and psychic dyspepsia - that we load on to tha

Rise of the desperate house husband
By Gaby Hinsliff - 17 December 7:06

Like it or not, the recession is reshaping our domestic landscape. Time to consider seriously how th

Blaming the victims
By Duncan Green - 10 December 14:27

Does climate change require women in poor countries to stop "popping them out"?

The rugger buggers
By Michael Hodges - 10 December 5:47

We're way out west on the affluent edge of London and things are hotting up. On the lounge bar screen, men with thick necks slam into each other.

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