Monogamy is rare, no matter what we might tell ourselves. We need a new currency of commitment.
Nicholas Lezard's Down and Out column.
The role of parent, which seems so demanding while you’re playing it, requires mostly that you underact.
Calpol. It tastes fantastic. Works a treat. Helps me to sleep. All round, it’s a winner. It’s the pre-Calpol debate that bores me.
Now that Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin have split up, brace yourself for weeks of repetitive jibes at her “craziness” and his “reticence”.
This is my default way of dealing with things. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn’t.
It's official, women really are more attractive with less.
Sue Douglas’s Diary.
Our children's education is reinforcing the idea that it is natural for women and girls to be decorative, whereas men and boys are the active ones. Do we want them to be learning blind faith in gender stereotypes?
The appliance hasn’t worked since the days of Callaghan but provides an excellent receptacle for reading matter.
Watching BBC1's Outnumbered is less painful now but it's still bitter-sweet.
The Starman implored Scotland to “stay with us”.
With more cannabis shops than branches of Starbucks and further liberalisation to come - why hasn't the trade in legal marijuana decreased the number of dealers on the street in Colorado?
Britain’s ongoing flirtation with a military way of life.
The many odours of Nicholas Lezard’s hovel.
After three waves of feminism, we're now being told subservience is "romantic". You can't be too hard on yourself, but you have to acknowledge the problem: so I will take those flowers and my boyfriend's coat, but I will keep my name, my goals, and my ind
Some people see gender as a galaxy of possibilities. I experience it as a trap, a network of prejudices rooted in conservative notions of complementarity and evolutionary purpose.
Mainstream conversations about feminism usually proceed from the standpoint of middle-class white women - but they need to know their experiences aren't universal, including when it comes to hair.
Alcohol consumption has been found to correlate positively with verbal ability, evolutionary adaptability and going to university.
The only word that used to be available if you were non-straight and masculine presenting was "butch". Times have changed - and one woman has found that the term "Masculine of Center" strikes a chord with America's LGBTQ community.
There's plenty of marijuana-smoking and khat-chewing on my doorstep - in the park it's all good fun. It's in the park where things get wiggy.
Thinking of reaching for a leotard and a suggestive foam finger so you can twerk your way through the spookiest night of the year? Think again!
Inevitably, the idea of a film-maker bringing his central themes together in a final, mature flourish has an appealing sense of artistic completeness. But what looks like form is more likely to be pure randomness.
I genuinely don’t know if I can accept advice from a man who seemingly takes his fashion cues from Simon Cowell but, having got this far, I feel obliged to give him a chance.
The New Statesman partners with Writers of Colour to bring you a week of reflections on race in the press, TV, film and wider society.
I tell Mum straight out what I think of her plan to buy a million-pound flat in Highbury - because we are facing financial Armageddon.
One warehouse in Canning Town is home to a surprising beneficiary of Britain’s high-fashion credentials.
Alice O'Keefe's "Squeezed Middle" column.
I can’t even get my poetry quotations right.