The best option would be to invent a time machine, but unfortunately that's not on the table.
The Labour leader came close but ultimately refused to say that he would approve the use of nuclear weapons.
Cardiff University research shows the Conservatives got almost half of all coverage - and the Greens just 1.3 per cent.
Paul Nuttall's party is an exhausted force.
Forget rail nationalisation - how about yogic flying?
The Labour leader's draft document cleared the committee unamended.
The leader's internal foes want to ensure he "owns the result".
The public vote based on leadership and economic management - where the Conservatives poll best.
Both allies and opponents of Jeremy Corbyn had plausible motives for releasing the document.
Labour's vote share is increasing as the election approaches.
The party's draft manifesto will include a pledge to limit arms sales to Saudi Arabia.