What do Scotland's First Minister and Ukip's leader have in common? They both fail to realise the modern world has better things to do than squabble over borders.
The Ukip leader led a protest against the European Parliament by standing the wrong way round during Beethoven’s “Ode to Joy”.
Nigel Farage, who refused to join forces with Marine Le Pen in Europe, has teamed up with a party founded by white supremacists in a hypocritical move to up his own profile.
The Newark by-election saw centre-left voters hold their noses and back the Tories to stop Ukip.
The party is still achieving record ratings in the national polls.
Ukip leader says "For half the country it benefited them, for the other half it didn't."
Nigel Farage is serious about getting Ukip seats at the next general election, he will soon have to upset a lot of prominent party personnel.
A year after almost winning the Eastleigh by-election, Ukip didn't gain any council seats there.
One day Nigel Farage will occupy the same position in our cultural memory as Chris Eubank. But until then, the left must stand up to Ukip.