Morning Call: pick of the papers

The ten must-read comment pieces from this morning's papers.

1. The phone-hacking trial will be dream territory for the PM’s rivals (Daily Telegraph)

Under siege, Cameron will find it hard to resist the proposed state controls on the media, says Peter Oborne. 

2. The relentless school disaster movie is win-win for Michael Gove (Guardian)

The deficiency narrative cunningly attached to state education is the Tories at their brightest, says Zoe Williams. But do parents really buy it?

3. Newspapers are ignoring the reality. Our press will still be free (Independent)

The reaction of some newspaper executives conveys a lofty sense of power, writes Steve Richards. 

4. More than jihadism or Iran, China's role in Africa is Obama's obsession (Guardian)

Where America brings drones, the Chinese build roads. Al-Shabaab and co march in lockstep with this new imperialism, says John Pilger.

5. Beware: a dangerous new generation of leakers (Times)

The threat to security services from tech-savvy young anti-government ‘libertarians’ looks to be serious, says David Aaronovitch. 

6. Malala rises above east-west tensions (Financial Times)

It is a cop-out to conflate her case with legitimate Pakistani grievances against the west, writes David Pilling. 

7. The paper that helps Britain's enemies (Daily Mail)

The Guardian, with lethal irresponsibility, has crossed a line by printing tens of thousands of words describing the secret techniques used to monitor terrorists, says a Daily Mail editorial. 

8. Forget fiscal policy – supply matters (Financial Times)

When we understand the issue better, it will determine how much more austerity is needed in the UK, says Chris Giles.

9. It's not sexy, but frailty in old age is a feminist issue too (Guardian)

We talk about Botox, dating and Miley Cyrus, but we should be far angrier about the crisis over long-term care of the elderly, writes Gaby Hinsliff. 

10. Brown's mud-slingers eat humble pie (Daily Telegraph)

Ed Balls is turning to a once-reviled figure in an effort to win back public trust for his fiscal plans, says Sue Cameron. 

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Appreciate the full horror of Nigel Farage's pro-Trump speech

The former Ukip leader has appeared at a Donald Trump rally. It went exactly as you would expect.

It is with a heavy heart that I must announce Nigel Farage is at it again.

The on-again, off-again Ukip leader and current Member of the European Parliament has appeared at a Donald Trump rally to lend his support to the presidential candidate.

It was, predictably, distressing.

Farage started by telling his American audience why they, like he, should be positive.

"I come to you from the United Kingdom"

Okay, good start. Undeniably true.

"– with a message of hope –

Again, probably quite true.

Image: Clearly hopeful (Wikipedia Screenshot)

– and optimism.”

Ah.

Image: Nigel Farage in front of a poster showing immigrants who are definitely not European (Getty)

He continues: “If the little people, if the real people–”

Wait, what?

Why is Trump nodding sagely at this?

The little people?

Image: It's a plane with the name Trump on it (Wikimedia Commons)

THE LITTLE PEOPLE?

Image: It's the word Trump on the side of a skyscraper I can't cope with this (Pixel)

THE ONLY LITTLE PERSON CLOSE TO TRUMP IS RIDING A MASSIVE STUFFED LION

Image: I don't even know what to tell you. It's Trump and his wife and a child riding a stuffed lion. 

IN A PENTHOUSE

A PENTHOUSE WHICH LOOKS LIKE LIBERACE WAS LET LOOSE WITH THE GILT ON DAY FIVE OF A PARTICULARLY BAD BENDER

Image: So much gold. Just gold, everywhere.

HIS WIFE HAS SO MANY BAGS SHE HAS TO EMPLOY A BAG MAN TO CARRY THEM

Image: I did not even know there were so many styles of Louis Vuitton, and my dentists has a lot of old copies of Vogue.

Anyway. Back to Farage, who is telling the little people that they can win "against the forces of global corporatism".

 

Image: Aaaaarggghhhh (Wikipedia Screenshot)

Ugh. Okay. What next? Oh god, he's telling them they can have a Brexit moment.

“... you can beat Washington...”

“... if enough decent people...”

“...are prepared to stand up against the establishment”

Image: A screenshot from Donald Trump's Wikipedia page.

I think I need a lie down.

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Stephanie Boland is digital assistant at the New Statesman. She tweets at @stephanieboland