Morning Call: pick of the papers

The ten must-read comment pieces from this morning's papers.

1. Think brain scans can reveal our innermost thoughts? Think again (Guardian)

Increasing claims for neuroscience – that it can locate jealousy or Muslim fundamentalism – are ludicrous, writes Raymond Tallis

2. Britain can no longer afford to bankroll the rich  (Guardian)

Not only is the ever-growing wealth of the super-rich not trickling down, it is creating ever-growing instability in a future not worth having, writes Nick Cohen

3. Will we ever really know why people turn to terrorism? (Guardian)

We need to ask what leads a person to rationalise an act of murder and see themselves as above the law, writes Peter Beaumont

4. Hate mustn’t be made a thought crime – only acting on it is (Telegraph)

Words must be regarded differently in law from acts. It distinguishes a free nation from a totalitarian one, writes Janet Daley

5. Patrick Mercer: A rogue operator, or a return to the days of Tory sleaze? (Telegraph)

For the Prime Minister’s allies, Patrick Mercer’s disgrace is positively karmic, says Matthew d’Ancona

6. Cuts, BBC? What cuts?   (Telegraph)

What neither the Chancellor nor the BBC want to admit is that public spending is still racing upwards, says Christopher Booker

7. France is marching against markets   (FT)

Gay marriage is the cherished priority of an elite-driven political system, writes Christopher Caldwell

8. Hassan Nasrallah, Hizbollah leader (FT)

The militia chief’s backing for the Assad regime could ignite a bigger conflict, says David Gardner

9. China, Baby 59, and national self-deception (Independent)

The mother deserves sympathy, the state scrutiny, writes Memphis Barker

10. Sorry James Salter, if a book's any good, the best lines will linger (Independent)

And you can quote me on that, writes Tom Sutcliffe

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Appreciate the full horror of Nigel Farage's pro-Trump speech

The former Ukip leader has appeared at a Donald Trump rally. It went exactly as you would expect.

It is with a heavy heart that I must announce Nigel Farage is at it again.

The on-again, off-again Ukip leader and current Member of the European Parliament has appeared at a Donald Trump rally to lend his support to the presidential candidate.

It was, predictably, distressing.

Farage started by telling his American audience why they, like he, should be positive.

"I come to you from the United Kingdom"

Okay, good start. Undeniably true.

"– with a message of hope –

Again, probably quite true.

Image: Clearly hopeful (Wikipedia Screenshot)

– and optimism.”

Ah.

Image: Nigel Farage in front of a poster showing immigrants who are definitely not European (Getty)

He continues: “If the little people, if the real people–”

Wait, what?

Why is Trump nodding sagely at this?

The little people?

Image: It's a plane with the name Trump on it (Wikimedia Commons)

THE LITTLE PEOPLE?

Image: It's the word Trump on the side of a skyscraper I can't cope with this (Pixel)

THE ONLY LITTLE PERSON CLOSE TO TRUMP IS RIDING A MASSIVE STUFFED LION

Image: I don't even know what to tell you. It's Trump and his wife and a child riding a stuffed lion. 

IN A PENTHOUSE

A PENTHOUSE WHICH LOOKS LIKE LIBERACE WAS LET LOOSE WITH THE GILT ON DAY FIVE OF A PARTICULARLY BAD BENDER

Image: So much gold. Just gold, everywhere.

HIS WIFE HAS SO MANY BAGS SHE HAS TO EMPLOY A BAG MAN TO CARRY THEM

Image: I did not even know there were so many styles of Louis Vuitton, and my dentists has a lot of old copies of Vogue.

Anyway. Back to Farage, who is telling the little people that they can win "against the forces of global corporatism".

 

Image: Aaaaarggghhhh (Wikipedia Screenshot)

Ugh. Okay. What next? Oh god, he's telling them they can have a Brexit moment.

“... you can beat Washington...”

“... if enough decent people...”

“...are prepared to stand up against the establishment”

Image: A screenshot from Donald Trump's Wikipedia page.

I think I need a lie down.

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Stephanie Boland is digital assistant at the New Statesman. She tweets at @stephanieboland