Morning Call: pick of the papers

The ten must-read comment pieces from this morning's papers.

1. After Woolwich, don't ban hate speech, counter it. Hate it, too (Guardian)

Facing Islamist violence, the British home secretary, like her counterparts in Europe, wrongly reaches for censorship, writes Timothy Garton Ash. 

2. Cameron the new Major? Don't buy that myth (Independent)

The current issue for the Conservatives is discordance rather than disunity, says Steve Richards.

3. I'm used to the left fibbing about 'savage' cuts. But the mystery is why Mr Osborne is playing the same game (Daily Mail)

The claim that the deficit has been brought down by a third is is not borne out by a fair-minded examination of the figures, writes Stephen Glover. 

4. Who will cut up rough in Star Chamber? (Daily Telegraph)

All sides will be busy rehearsing their arguments and even deciding the order in which the Star Chamber judges should speak, writes Sue Cameron.

5. Russia the paranoid bully must be confronted (Times)

It’s easier for Britain to turn away – but it must mitigate the malign effects of Putinism, especially in Syria, says David Aaronovitch.

6. Worry about the jobs revolving door (Financial Times)

It is becoming usual for public servants to cash in by taking private-sector posts, writes John Gapper.

7. The whiff of suspicion over the Chilcot Inquiry grows stronger (Daily Telegraph)

Lord Owen is right to raise questions about a conspiracy of silence following the Iraq war, says Peter Oborne.

8. David Cameron’s circle of friends is shrinking (Daily Telegraph)

The Prime Minister has surprisingly few friends, and plenty of colleagues waiting for him to fail, says James Kirkup.

9. Boris the hare should beware the tortoises (Times)

When it comes to their next leader, the Tories MPs who still miss Margaret Thatcher may well choose a woman, writes Isabel Hardman.

10. French battle is over more than marriage (Financial Times)

The issue of same-sex union reflects deep anxiety over the country’s future, writes Mark Mazower.

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Daniel Hannan harks back to the days of empire - the Angevin Empire

Did the benign rule of some 12th century English kings make western France vote Macron over Le Pen?

I know a fair amount about British politics; I know a passable amount about American politics, too. But, as with so many of my fellow Britons, in the world beyond that, I’m lost.

So how are we, the monolingual Anglophone opinionators of the world, meant to interpret a presidential election in a country where everyone is rude enough to conduct all their politics in French?

Luckily, here’s Daniel Hannan to help us:

I suppose we always knew Dan still got a bit misty eyed at the notion of the empire. I just always thought it was the British Empire, not the Angevin one, that tugged his heartstrings so.

So what exactly are we to make of this po-faced, historically illiterate, geographically illiterate, quite fantastically stupid, most Hannan-y Hannan tweet of all time?

One possibility is that this was meant as a serious observation. Dan is genuinely saying that the parts of western France ruled by Henry II and sons in the 12th century – Brittany, Normandy, Anjou, Poitou, Aquitaine – remain more moderate than those to the east, which were never graced with the touch of English greatness. This, he is suggesting, is why they generally voted for Emmanuel Macron over Marine Le Pen.

There are a number of problems with this theory. The first is that it’s bollocks. Western France was never part of England – it remained, indeed, a part of a weakened kingdom of France. In some ways it would be more accurate to say that what really happened in 1154 was that some mid-ranking French nobles happened to inherit the English Crown.

Even if you buy the idea that England is the source of all ancient liberties (no), western France is unlikely to share its political culture, because it was never a part of the same polity: the two lands just happened to share a landlord for a while.

As it happens, they didn’t even share it for very long. By 1215, Henry’s youngest son John had done a pretty good job of losing all his territories in France, so that was the end of the Angevins. The English crown reconquered  various bits of France over the next couple of centuries, but, as you may have noticed, it hasn’t been much of a force there for some time now.

At any rate: while I know very little of French politics, I’m going to go out on a limb and guess the similarities between yesterday's electoral map and the Angevin Empire were a coincidence. I'm fairly confident that there have been other factors which have probably done more to shape the French political map than a personal empire that survived for the length of one not particularly long human life time 800 years ago. Some wars. Industrialisation. The odd revolution. You know the sort of thing.

If Daniel Hannan sucks at history, though, he also sucks at geography, since chunks of territory which owed fealty to the English crown actually voted Le Pen. These include western Normandy; they also include Calais, which remained English territory for much longer than any other part of France. This seems rather to knacker Hannan’s thesis.

So: that’s one possibility, that all this was an attempt to make serious point; but, Hannan being Hannan, it just happened to be a quite fantastically stupid one.

The other possibility is that he’s taking the piss. It’s genuinely difficult to know.

Either way, he instantly deleted the tweet. Because he realised we didn’t get the joke? Because he got two words the wrong way round? Because he realised he didn’t know where Calais was?

We’ll never know for sure. I’d ask him but, y’know, blocked.

UPDATE: Breaking news from the frontline of the internet: 

It. Was. A. Joke.

My god. He jokes. He makes light. He has a sense of fun.

This changes everything. I need to rethink my entire world view. What if... what if I've been wrong, all this time? What if Daniel Hannan is in fact one of the great, unappreciated comic voices of our time? What if I'm simply not in on the joke?

What if... what if Brexit is actually... good?

Daniel, if you're reading this – and let's be honest, you are definitely reading this – I am so sorry. I've been misunderstanding you all this time.

I owe you a pint (568.26 millilitres).

Serious offer, by the way.

 

Jonn Elledge edits the New Statesman's sister site CityMetric, and writes for the NS about subjects including politics, history and Daniel Hannan. You can find him on Twitter or Facebook.

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