Morning Call: pick of the papers

The ten must-read comment pieces from this morning's papers.

1. Baker’s vocational lesson for young Mr Gove (Times) (£)

I’ve always been a believer in an old-school generalist education but visiting the JCB Academy has shifted my thinking, says Matthew Parris.

2. Britons still don’t believe that the Tories are on their side (FT) (£)

As things stand, the Conservative party faces defeat in 2015, writes Michael Ashcroft.

3. Walking away from Leveson is not acceptable (Guardian)

The press's alternative royal charter is a brazen attempt by powerful newspaper proprietors to remain unaccountable, says Christopher Jefferies.

4. James Boswell revolutionised the way we see great men – and women (Telegraph)

Ever since the 'Life of Samuel Johnson’, the biography has been a force in British culture, says Charles Moore, authorised biographer of Margaret Thatcher.

5. The IMF's check-up will give George Osborne another headache (Independent)

Miliband may need five symbolic cuts to convince that he means business on the deficit, says Andrew Grice.

6. Want to boost the economy? Ban all meetings (Guardian)

David Cameron has had the cabinet table extended so more spads can fit around it. Wave goodbye to productivity at No 10, says Marina Hyde.

7. ‘Eton is dedicated to public service’, says No 10 adviser Jesse Norman (Times) (£)

Jesse Norman, David Cameron’s new policy adviser, insists it won’t be all Old Etonian mates at No 10, he tells Rachel Sylvester and Alice Thomson.

8. Could he trigger a snap general election? (Daily Mail)

Mr Clegg threatens that if David Cameron pulls out of the convention to allow the extremist Islamist to be sent to Jordan, the Coalition could collapse, writes Simon Heffer.

9. Scandal of social housing sell-offs putting more on homeless waiting lists (Mirror)

With more than two million people looking for somewhere to live, this cynical vote-buying exercise has to be reined in, says Paul Routledge.

10. Planet Tory has just got a whole lot more like today’s Planet Britain (Telegraph)

David Cameron's U-turns are reminiscent of Mrs Thatcher's banana skins in the Eighties; then, as now, the real opposition was Conservative MPs, says Graeme Archer.

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“It’s scary to do it again”: the five-year-old fined £150 for running a lemonade stand

Enforcement officers penalised a child selling home-made lemonade in the street. Her father tells the full story. 

It was a lively Saturday afternoon in east London’s Mile End. Groups of people streamed through residential streets on their way to a music festival in the local park; booming bass could be heard from the surrounding houses.

One five-year-old girl who lived in the area had an idea. She had been to her school’s summer fête recently and looked longingly at the stalls. She loved the idea of setting up her own stall, and today was a good day for it.

“She eventually came round to the idea of selling lemonade,” her father André Spicer tells me. So he and his daughter went to their local shop to buy some lemons. They mixed a few jugs of lemonade, the girl made a fetching A4 sign with some lemons drawn on it – 50p for a small cup, £1 for a large – and they carried a table from home to the end of their road. 

“People suddenly started coming up and buying stuff, pretty quickly, and they were very happy,” Spicer recalls. “People looked overjoyed at this cute little girl on the side of the road – community feel and all that sort of stuff.”

But the heart-warming scene was soon interrupted. After about half an hour of what Spicer describes as “brisk” trade – his daughter’s recipe secret was some mint and a little bit of cucumber, for a “bit of a British touch” – four enforcement officers came striding up to the stand.

Three were in uniform, and one was in plain clothes. One uniformed officer turned the camera on his vest on, and began reciting a legal script at the weeping five-year-old.

“You’re trading without a licence, pursuant to x, y, z act and blah dah dah dah, really going through a script,” Spicer tells me, saying they showed no compassion for his daughter. “This is my job, I’m doing it and that’s it, basically.”

The girl burst into tears the moment they arrived.

“Officials have some degree of intimidation. I’m a grown adult, so I wasn’t super intimidated, but I was a bit shocked,” says Spicer. “But my daughter was intimidated. She started crying straight away.”

As they continued to recite their legalese, her father picked her up to try to comfort her – but that didn’t stop the officers giving her stall a £150 fine and handing them a penalty notice. “TRADING WITHOUT LICENCE,” it screamed.


Picture: André Spicer

“She was crying and repeating, ‘I’ve done a bad thing’,” says Spicer. “As we walked home, I had to try and convince her that it wasn’t her, it wasn’t her fault. It wasn’t her who had done something bad.”

She cried all the way home, and it wasn’t until she watched her favourite film, Brave, that she calmed down. It was then that Spicer suggested next time they would “do it all correctly”, get a permit, and set up another stand.

“No, I don’t want to, it’s a bit scary to do it again,” she replied. Her father hopes that “she’ll be able to get over it”, and that her enterprising spirit will return.

The Council has since apologised and cancelled the fine, and called on its officials to “show common sense and to use their powers sensibly”.

But Spicer felt “there’s a bigger principle here”, and wrote a piece for the Telegraph arguing that children in modern Britain are too restricted.

He would “absolutely” encourage his daughter to set up another stall, and “I’d encourage other people to go and do it as well. It’s a great way to spend a bit of time with the kids in the holidays, and they might learn something.”

A fitting reminder of the great life lesson: when life gives you a fixed penalty notice, make lemonade.

Anoosh Chakelian is senior writer at the New Statesman.