Morning call: pick of the papers

The eight must-read comment pieces from this morning's papers.

1. Pryce should have done what Huhne asked: Don't. Talk. To. A. Newspaper (Guardian)

Marina Hyde reflects on the conviction of Vicky Pryce. 

2. Everything has changed – pity we’ve got the same old politicians (Telegraph)

Leaders in Britain and America seem unable to grasp the reality of voters’ lives, says Charles Moore.

3. The Eastleigh by-election has left the Tories bewildered – like Bisou – but not shaken loose of our senses (Telegraph)

A cat hidden in a suitcase provides a metaphor for the Conservative party, in Graeme Archer's column.

4. Your DIY guide to pointless political advice (The Times) (£)

A treat for armchair pundits, Matthew Parriss's 13 tips for saying nothing at all – and saying it loud, confident and clear.

5. Nick Clegg: from Dead Man Walking to Last Man Standing (Guardian)

Jonathan Freedland takes an optimistic look at the fortunes of the deputy prime minister.

6. Ministers must move fast to help an overworked Queen (Daily Mail)

Simon Heffer worries that the Queen's punishing schedule is unsustainable. 

7. The moral: only clever people can be this stupid (The Times) (£)

Janice Turner on Pryce/Huhne.

8. Children are sent to school too early in this country (Guardian)

Deborah Orr  says that special educational needs affect all ability levels. As other European models show, many children may be suited to less prescriptive learning – and a later start

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It's Gary Lineker 1, the Sun 0

The football hero has found himself at the heart of a Twitter storm over the refugee children debate.

The Mole wonders what sort of topsy-turvy universe we now live in where Gary Lineker is suddenly being called a “political activist” by a Conservative MP? Our favourite big-eared football pundit has found himself in a war of words with the Sun newspaper after wading into the controversy over the age of the refugee children granted entry into Britain from Calais.

Pictures published earlier this week in the right-wing press prompted speculation over the migrants' “true age”, and a Tory MP even went as far as suggesting that these children should have their age verified by dental X-rays. All of which leaves your poor Mole with a deeply furrowed brow. But luckily the British Dental Association was on hand to condemn the idea as unethical, inaccurate and inappropriate. Phew. Thank God for dentists.

Back to old Big Ears, sorry, Saint Gary, who on Wednesday tweeted his outrage over the Murdoch-owned newspaper’s scaremongering coverage of the story. He smacked down the ex-English Defence League leader, Tommy Robinson, in a single tweet, calling him a “racist idiot”, and went on to defend his right to express his opinions freely on his feed.

The Sun hit back in traditional form, calling for Lineker to be ousted from his job as host of the BBC’s Match of the Day. The headline they chose? “Out on his ears”, of course, referring to the sporting hero’s most notable assets. In the article, the tabloid lays into Lineker, branding him a “leftie luvvie” and “jug-eared”. The article attacked him for describing those querying the age of the young migrants as “hideously racist” and suggested he had breached BBC guidelines on impartiality.

All of which has prompted calls for a boycott of the Sun and an outpouring of support for Lineker on Twitter. His fellow football hero Stan Collymore waded in, tweeting that he was on “Team Lineker”. Leading the charge against the Murdoch-owned title was the close ally of Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn and former Channel 4 News economics editor, Paul Mason, who tweeted:

Lineker, who is not accustomed to finding himself at the centre of such highly politicised arguments on social media, responded with typical good humour, saying he had received a bit of a “spanking”.

All of which leaves the Mole with renewed respect for Lineker and an uncharacteristic desire to watch this weekend’s Match of the Day to see if any trace of his new activist persona might surface.


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