Morning Call: pick of the papers

The ten must-read comment pieces from this morning's papers.

1. The Welfare State, 1942-2013, obituary (Guardian)

After decades of public illness, Beveridge's most famous offspring has died, writes Aditya Chakrabortty.

2. Forward, say Cameron and Clegg. But to where? (Independent)

Their confidence belies the fact they are the most trapped governing leaders since those that tried to rule in the late 1970s, says Steve Richards.

3. The myth of the imperial presidency (Financial Times)

Obama’s critics forget that he is stymied by his foes in Congress, writes Gideon Rachman.

4. Labour must challenge the Ronseal coalition (Times) (£)

The austerity government’s pledge to do what it says on the tin beyond 2015 shifts the centre of political gravity, writes Rachel Sylvester.

5. We need a dose of Thatcher-style privatisation (Daily Telegraph)

Wasteful public services need to be sold off, but today’s Tories don’t have the will to do it, says Philip Johnston.

6. Britain’s two gambles in welfare reform (Financial Times)

Prospects for the planned reshaping of benefits do not look rosy, says Janan Ganesh.

7. UKIP are not as odd as the Odd Couple (Sun)

The wisest thing Cameron can do right now is to avoid driving even more of his own supporters into Farage’s camp, says Trevor Kavanagh.

8. This renewal of coalition vows does nothing for families (Daily Telegraph)

Other than attempting to refresh their own vows, David Cameron and Nick Clegg have done little for married couples, says a Telegraph editorial.

9. Only bold Tory ideas will win the election (Daily Mail)

At yesterday's Mid-Term review there was a gaping void where policies on migration, Europe and law and order should have been, says a Daily Mail leader.

10. Yes, lead poisoning could really be a cause of violent crime (Guardian)

It seems crazy, but the evidence about lead is stacking up, writes George Monbiot. Behind crimes that have destroyed so many lives, is there a much greater crime?

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Appreciate the full horror of Nigel Farage's pro-Trump speech

The former Ukip leader has appeared at a Donald Trump rally. It went exactly as you would expect.

It is with a heavy heart that I must announce Nigel Farage is at it again.

The on-again, off-again Ukip leader and current Member of the European Parliament has appeared at a Donald Trump rally to lend his support to the presidential candidate.

It was, predictably, distressing.

Farage started by telling his American audience why they, like he, should be positive.

"I come to you from the United Kingdom"

Okay, good start. Undeniably true.

"– with a message of hope –

Again, probably quite true.

Image: Clearly hopeful (Wikipedia Screenshot)

– and optimism.”

Ah.

Image: Nigel Farage in front of a poster showing immigrants who are definitely not European (Getty)

He continues: “If the little people, if the real people–”

Wait, what?

Why is Trump nodding sagely at this?

The little people?

Image: It's a plane with the name Trump on it (Wikimedia Commons)

THE LITTLE PEOPLE?

Image: It's the word Trump on the side of a skyscraper I can't cope with this (Pixel)

THE ONLY LITTLE PERSON CLOSE TO TRUMP IS RIDING A MASSIVE STUFFED LION

Image: I don't even know what to tell you. It's Trump and his wife and a child riding a stuffed lion. 

IN A PENTHOUSE

A PENTHOUSE WHICH LOOKS LIKE LIBERACE WAS LET LOOSE WITH THE GILT ON DAY FIVE OF A PARTICULARLY BAD BENDER

Image: So much gold. Just gold, everywhere.

HIS WIFE HAS SO MANY BAGS SHE HAS TO EMPLOY A BAG MAN TO CARRY THEM

Image: I did not even know there were so many styles of Louis Vuitton, and my dentists has a lot of old copies of Vogue.

Anyway. Back to Farage, who is telling the little people that they can win "against the forces of global corporatism".

 

Image: Aaaaarggghhhh (Wikipedia Screenshot)

Ugh. Okay. What next? Oh god, he's telling them they can have a Brexit moment.

“... you can beat Washington...”

“... if enough decent people...”

“...are prepared to stand up against the establishment”

Image: A screenshot from Donald Trump's Wikipedia page.

I think I need a lie down.

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Stephanie Boland is digital assistant at the New Statesman. She tweets at @stephanieboland