Morning Call: pick of the papers

The ten must-read comment pieces from this morning's papers.

1. Miliband and Clegg's relationship is starting to thaw (Observer)

There has been a notable political climate change behind the scenes, with the Lib Dem and Labour leaders spending more time together, writes Andrew Rawnsley.

2. 'War on terror' is a tempting defence, but it isn't that simple (Independent on Sunday)

We must understand the strange alliances in Mali to unravel its complex, conflicting loyalties, says Patrick Cockburn.

3. David Cameron had to tackle the future before the past (Sunday Telegraph)

Al-Qaeda and its affiliates mutate faster than we work out how to defeat them, writes Matthew d'Ancona.

4. Dave puts EU policy in the hands of his indulgent auntie (Mail on Sunday)

Angela Merkel wants to keep Cameron in the EU family but her willingness to indulge him is not infinite, writes James Forsyth.

5. Scottish independence is fast becoming the only option (Observer)

Even to a unionist like me, an Alex Salmond-led government is preferable to one that rewards greed and corruption, says Kevin McKenna.

6. Obama’s handed them the rope. Will Iran or Israel hang itself first? (Sunday Times) (£)

If the US were slowly to distance itself from Jerusalem, Israelis may have second thoughts about their swerve to the extreme, writes Andrew Sullivan.

7. Will practice make perfect for the PM? (Independent on Sunday)

Cameron's response to the Algeria hostage crisis fitted fluently into an interventionist foreign policy, says John Rentoul.

8. Bankers must behave - or be shackled (Mail on Sunday)

Even the near-collapse of the world financial system has not curbed this sector’s bad habits, says a Mail on Sunday editorial.

9. British fair play lies dead and buried (Observer)

In the sporting arena and in other areas of our national life, gentlemanly conduct is now an alien concept, writes Nick Cohen.

10. Norway's 'fax democracy' is nothing for Britain to fear (Sunday Telegraph)

Britain might exercise more influence over the European single market outside the EU than in it, says Christopher Booker.

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Fight: Arron Banks versus Mary Beard on the fall of Rome

On the one hand: one of Britain's most respected classicists. On the other: Nigel Farage's sugar daddy. 

Tom Lehrer once said that he would quit satire after Henry Kissinger – him of napalm strikes and the Nixon administration – received the Nobel Peace Prize.

Your mole is likewise minded to hand in hat, glasses and pen after the latest clash of the titans.

In the blue corner: Arron Banks, insurance millionaire and Nigel Farage’s sugar daddy.

In the red corner: Mary Beard, Professor of Classics, University of Cambridge, documentarian, author, historian of the ancient world.

It all started when Banks suggested that the fall of the Roman Empire was down to…you guessed it, immigration:

To which Beard responded:

Now, some might back down at this point. But not Banks, the only bank that never suffers from a loss of confidence.

Did Banks have another life as a classical scholar, perhaps? Twitter users were intrigued as to where he learnt so much about the ancient world. To which Banks revealed all:

I, Claudius is a novel. It was written in 1934, and concerns events approximately three centuries from the fall of Rome. But that wasn't the end of Banks' expertise:

Gladiator is a 2000 film. It is set 200 years before the fall of Rome.

Your mole rests. 

I'm a mole, innit.