This Sporting Life

<em>The Olympics bribes scandal continued, and a major Monet exhibition opened
(With apologies to Le

I'll give you five round rings, my friend

If you grease my palm with gold

If it's bronze and silver that you spend

Then your bids will soon grow cold -

It pays to pay too much for sponsors

Sponsors don't work for love

For Olympic birds and eternal flames

Put my son through private ed.

A stash of cash may secure the games

Or a gift in kind instead -

Mind, I don't care too much for Monet

Monet won't fly your doves