Others may swoon, but I’ll never love Man City

I wonder how many people will now become Man City fans. Young, impressionable persons, knowing no better, will fall in love, saying that there has never been a better English team, forgetting that only half an hour ago we were all drooling over Arsenal: the unbeatables, a joy to watch, this
is the future of English football, up yours, Barça.

For years after Liverpool's wonderful 1980s team had ceased to be a power, if you travelled across Germany or Holland, you would see lads aged about 30 carrying rucksacks adorned with the handwritten names of their Liverpool heroes. By the same milk token, a generation of Man United fans all over the world will carry on loving them long after Fergie has scoffed his last bottle of finest red.

I took up following Spurs because they impressed me at an impressionable time, when I first came to London, though, of course, inheriting a love for a team with your mother's or father's milk is the single most important reason for supporting one. There are, however, other trivial, illogical and potty explanations why we can still harbour a soft spot for certain other teams.

I want Wolves to do well for the simple reason that I once spotted Mick McCarthy on a plane to Barbados. He turned out to be staying near my hotel at Cobblers Cove. I met him in the local fisherman's bar and had an evening with him. Decent sort of cove, I thought, and I've naturally rooted for him ever since.

Newcastle United: loads of people like them and enjoy the Geordie crowds, their continual uselessness - but I look out for their result because they were the first big club that I ever watched, when I was a student down the road at Durham.

Stoke City and Swansea: I follow both for the Carlisle connection. One has Rory Delap, ex-CUFC, still wiping his balls, and the other has Danny Graham, scoring at last.

Being a Beatles fan and feeling warm towards the city, I follow Liverpool, though it always saddened me that none of the Beatles was interested in football. When they were working on the Sergeant Pepper cover, supposedly lining up their all-time heroes, I suggested that they should have a footballer. They picked Albert Stubbins, an ex-Liverpool player, purely because John thought his name was funny.

Aston Villa: what I like about them is their strip. I can see why Prince William and David Cameron, chaps of awfully good taste and breeding, always put their team down as Villa. I'm sure it's because of that ever so pretty claret-and-blue combination.

Blackburn Rovers: they were Alfred Wainwright's favourite team. Right to the end of his life, when he could hardly see, he would get the train down from Kendal to Ewood Park to watch them. I also like how Blackburn, along with Bolton Wanderers, West Brom, Wolves, Everton, all now struggling in the Prem, were among the 12 founder members of the Football League in 1888. I watch their progress, hoping they'll survive.

History boys

Wigan are arrivistes - no history, really - but I have a passing history with the town. In 1958, I joined the Manchester Evening Chronicle as a Kemsley Newspapers graduate trainee, which was a laugh, as there was no training.

I was then interviewed about a job in South Africa. They were expecting a bloodbath and needed a young reporter on the spot. I didn't get it. Instead, I was sent to Wigan, where I spent three months on the local edition of the Chron. Happy days. Not. But I liked Wigan.

QPR I quite like because I did an interview with Rodney Marsh when I was on the Sunday Times. Tony Armstrong-Jones was the photographer and we persuaded Rodney to have his photo taken in the shower bollock naked.

Tony set up his lights. Rodney came off the training pitch, walked straight into the shower, turned the water on - and it all steamed up. We couldn't see a thing.

Fulham and Norwich, they do nothing for me. With Arsenal, I like my friends to be happy. Chelsea, I don't like. I do hold a small candle for Man United, not because of my time in Manchester but because I ghosted Dwight Yorke's and Wayne Rooney's autobiogs. Neither a totally successful experience, but it did make me feel vaguely connected. Man City? Personally, I'm not bothered, either way . . .

 

55 comments

alan dempsey's picture

nice to see some one not blowing smoke up our backside

Jeremy Poynton's picture

Frankly, my dear Hunter, I don't give a damn. I'm loving it.

Feed the Goat's picture

There is nothing like a good football article.... and this is nothing like a good football article.
The sad musing of a support anyone fan that seems to think our great club only came into existance after the take over.
"Man City personally I am not bothered either way"
How apt that we Hunter Davies think the same about you and your unwanted self opiniated article.

MCFCforum's picture

Fine by me. Do not want you to be a City fan - I accept that we will get some bandwaggoners jumping on board, but, you Sir, will not be one of them, and that is fine by us.

You can stay and stick with your Spurs and enjoy that if that is your thing, we the City fans who have suffered for so long will rejoice in the way we play, the players we have, and, as we have always had, the fans he have had.

Uppy's picture

A well written article.....not. i have watched city for over 40 years and i was there cheering them on against Blackpool in the old Third division. Born and Bred in Manchester. Just remind me how much have spurs spent on players? It was probably a lot more than Quoted in the press with Harry's Bungs!!!

Melbourne Blue's picture

Suprised you have time to support any team as name dropping seems to be your major passtime! Maybe if you ghosted for a city celeb or two you might have a soft spot for us - I think we will cope.

mcfc_south_stand's picture

This article is pathetic. A real poor dig at a club rich in history and former glory with a huge historical fan base. Quite frankly we are better off without arseholes like you following our club. You stick to your other 10 or so teams.

laser's picture

stick to the beatles mate cause you no nothing about football

seaside blue's picture

84 633 people at MAN CITY v STOKE 22 000 locked out the smell of hotdogs the shouting of program sellers the mist around the ground the deffining noise as city score the screaming of the fans as stoke get a free kick the rows and rows of buses and coaches outside the final whistle A RECORD ATTENDANCE WHICH STILL STANDS THATS WHY WE SUPPORT MAN CITY THEN 35 YEARS OF HURT BUT NOW WERE BACK

Stacy_Sky_Blue's picture

This sorry excuse of a journalist and his word-smithing would not know a 'true football club' or its supporters if they were to kick him in the nuts! This article much like it's writer is PATHETIC!

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