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Correct funeral dress

Philip Pilling, of Bridlington, buried his father Aubrey beneath his shed. Philip, 57, dug an eight-foot hole underneath the shed and dressed his dad, who had lived at the house for 44 years, as a sheikh.

Neighbour Nigel Stabler, 32, was offered the chance to visit Aubrey, 94, when he died naturally.

Nigel said: "I was shocked. Aubrey had been dead nine days and there he was, dressed as a sheikh, complete with headdress and sunglasses, laid out in a simple wooden wardrobe."

Philip said: "My dad wanted to be buried in the garden, but I asked if he really wanted the fire brigade attending his funeral.

"So he told me to bury him under the shed."

York Star (C Mayfield)

The right kind of punter

A brothel in Belsize Park has met with mixed reactions from neighbours.

"This area is very family oriented so you would not expect that around here," said one neighbour. But another said: "If their clients are judges and magistrates, then that is fine. It will bring some money into the area."

Ham & High (Ron Rubin)

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