Internet 7 December 2012 Mogulgeddon: Alan Sugar and Donald Trump compete to be most childish tycoon on the internet It's mogul v mogul on the highways of the internets. Print HTML [View the story "Donald Trump v Alan Sugar: whoever wins, we lose" on Storify]Donald Trump v Alan Sugar: whoever wins, we lose Storified by Alex Hern · Fri, Dec 07 2012 03:20:14 Thanks to Edinburgh Eye for pointing out this lovely little squabble. Donald Trump really likes the £100m golf course he built in Aberdeen. The Scottish Government really likes the idea of building an offshore windfarm within sight of that golf course. Donald Trump really doesn't like that idea: How can George Osborne reduce UK debt while spending billions to subsidize Scotland’s garbage wind turbines that are destroying the country?Donald J. Trump People disagreed. Because disagreeing with Donald Trump is what people do. You’re all wrong—check the facts! UK is massively subsidizing Scotland’s wind turbines & the people don’t want them.Donald J. Trump Player 2 has entered the game: @realDonaldTrump RT Scottish don't want wind turbines........I think you have that wrong . The Scottish don't want you !Lord Sugar .@Lord_Sugar If you think ugly windmills are good for Scotland you are an even worse businessman than I thought...Donald J. Trump ... and, in my opinion, should not be doing The Apprentice.Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump RT: in my opinion you should not be doing the apprentice........well you have NO SAY in that. The British like me not youLord Sugar (Both of these things are basically true.) @realDonaldTrump the ugly windmills will bring more revenue and green power to Scotland than your golf projectLord Sugar (Tricky one to fact check, this. Not only do we not have the internal projections for Trump's golf course, but there's also debate over how much revenue the course will bring to Scotland, and how much will be withdrawn from the country back to Trump's US bank accounts. Less confusion over which will bring more green power, though.) Sugar: @Lord_Sugar—unlike you, I own The Apprentice. You were never successful enough...Donald J. Trump .... to do The Apprentice but I approved you anyway. Without my show you’d be nothing!Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump you approved me! What a load of rubbish dream on You don't own apprentice Mark Burnett does. Shut up and argue with ObamaLord Sugar (The balance of power is obviously a bit uncertain, but given Trump tried to quit in 2007 and NBC were happy to continue without him, I'm gonna give a point to Sugar on this one) @realDonaldTrump success is measured with what you have in business.I own all my real estate with no bank borrowing how about you big shot?Lord Sugar (Trump's business empire is built on a lot of debt, which occasionally leads to bankruptcies in his subsidiaries. Trump himself is notoriously touchy about this, even going so far as to – unsuccessfully – sue for libel an author who estimated his net worth at just $250m.) @realDonaldTrump you only have 1.9m followers with 350m population in the US does that reflect your popularity?Lord Sugar (0.6% of the US follows Donald Trump on Twitter, but 4% of the UK follows Lord Sugar. Do those figures depress you too?) Sugar: @Lord_Sugar--Keep working hard so I make plenty of $ with your show...Donald J. Trump ...You have little persona, but The Apprentice concept is great and lucky for you!Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump RT: you have little persona .......in England we say the pot calling the kettle black . You have had a charisma bypassLord Sugar PLAYER 3 HAS ENTERED THE GAME Hahaha, LOVE this > RT @realDonaldTrump: Sugar: @Lord_Sugar—unlike you, I own The Apprentice. You were never successful enough...Piers Morgan @piersmorgan trump owns the apprentice hah hah just like I own Arsenal . Or to put it another way like you are the biggest star on US TVLord Sugar Don't wish to interfere obviously @realDonaldTrump - but it may be time to fire @Lord_Sugar from YOUR show for his impertinence?Piers Morgan @piersmorgan @realdonaldtrump RT: time for you to fire him from your show.......let's see if the big shot can stop me doing the apprenticeLord Sugar @piersmorgan @Lord_Sugar I easily could but as long as Sugar is making me money (it's my show) I won't--unlike Sugar, I'm not stupid!Donald J. Trump It's 'Piers' and 'relevant' > RT @jackbob_jimmy @piersmorgan @realDonaldTrump @Lord_Sugar Shut up pears as if you know anything #NotReleventPiers Morgan @piersmorgan @jackbob_jimmy @realdonaldtrump the bloke called you Pears due o the shape of your bumLord Sugar When I made the Apprentice the #1 show in the US, that was a good day for you...Donald J. Trump ... and many others. Drop to your knees, Sugar, and say thank you, Mr. Trump.Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump @piersmorgan you are full of sh.. Trump you have no power over the UK apprentice, just like the Scottish people .Lord Sugar (I'm not sure whether Sugar is arguing that Trump has no power over the Scottish people, or the Scottish people have no power over the UK apprentice. Either way, I guess he's right?) Greatest tweet of all time... hahahahahahahaha > @realDonaldTrump: Drop to your knees, Sugar, and say thank you, Mr. Trump.Piers Morgan @piersmorgan @realdonaldtrump the only one who drops to his knees is Morgan he kisses ar... I trained him how to win your celeb showLord Sugar (There isn't enough information available to fact check this claim) Dopey @Lord_Sugar—Look in the mirror and thank the real Lord that Donald Trump exists. You are nothing!Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump donny did u know @piersmorgan called me before he won yr show.I told him how to win by massaging your fat ego. It worked !Lord Sugar @realDonaldTrump you only have 1.9 m followers not good for your ego how comes I have 2.5m and you have 6 times more population than UKLord Sugar (Sugar's just rubbing it in now) @realDonaldTrump did I miss your reply if you have bank debt on your real estate . Do any American followers know about Trumps financials ?Lord Sugar @Lord_Sugar @piersmorgan Sugar, if you taught Piers Morgan he never would have won!Donald J. Trump Sugar @Lord_Sugar—you should say thank you, Donald, like a good little boy... ...Donald J. Trump ...instead of biting the hand that feeds you! Don’t bother, just keep making me money!Donald J. Trump Exactly! > RT @realDonaldTrump: @Lord_Sugar @piersmorgan Sugar, if you taught Piers Morgan he never would have won!Piers Morgan @piersmorgan @realdonaldtrump RT: exactly ........shut up PinocchioLord Sugar (I can't work out what the below tweet is a reply to. I think Trump may be shadow-boxing again) @piersmorgan @Lord_Sugar No, his ignorance!Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump thank you for allowing the UK audience to form a comparison between me and you . YOU LOST ask them who is better at itLord Sugar And Sugar leaves with a final boot in Trump's side: @realDonaldTrump @piersmorgan I might be ignorant as I must have missed your reply if you have bank debt on the real estate they own.Lord Sugar › “You have this process where a company is hauled up and publicly embarrassed and blackmailed into volunteering more tax" Alex Hern is a technology reporter for the Guardian. He was formerly staff writer at the New Statesman. You should follow Alex on Twitter. From only £1 per week Subscribe More Related articles The story of Sam Pepper: how a British YouTuber incurred the wrath of the internet Selfie sticks mask a bigger problem we have with each other – interaction Oxford Dictionaries’ word of the year is an emoji. Should it be “they” instead?