Rawhide Charlie

<em>(with apologies to Gil Favor, RowdyYates and Frankie Laine)</em>

whelan whelan whelan

left that doggie whelan

and his double dhelan

Deep Fried! -

it wasn't when or whether

we'd send him hell for leather

(now we've trussed him up he'll be

Tongue-Tied)

strung him up

tied him down

gordon brown

tied him up

chucked him out

stuck 'em up his

Backside -

moved him on

moved him down

spread him round

nicked his phone

made him spin

made his skin

Raw Hide!

This article first appeared in the 08 January 1999 issue of the New Statesman, Stuff the millennium