As CNBC's John Carney points out , it's a great time to bury bad news. While everyone looks at Cyprus, JPMorgan Chase's story  has been dropped by most publications - which is a good thing for them, as their panel hearing on Friday did not go well...
So here it is in brief, via extracts from the New York Times  report, during which CEO Douglas Braunstein is berated "for nearly an hour":
For nearly an hour, the executive, Douglas L. Braunstein, was berated for playing down JPMorgan’s risky bets to investors and regulators on a conference call in April, just weeks before the bank disclosed the costly blowup.
“You give this very glowing call,” said Senator Carl Levin , Democrat of Michigan, “instead of telling them what you knew” — that the portfolio “had been losing money and violating risk limits.”
Mr. Braunstein defended his statements in the conference call, saying they were the most “accurate” depiction based on the information at the time.
“You thought that was a balanced presentation?” Mr. Levin asked incredulously, peering over his glasses.
..and during which Ina Drew, the former head of JPMorgan’s chief investment office (which was at the centre of the scandal), also comes under some aggressive over-the-glasses peering:
While Ms. Drew acknowledged that “things went terribly wrong,” she directed virtually all of the blame at lower-level traders in London and other subordinates. She returned to this defense throughout the hearing, deflecting culpability by faulting inaccurate information.
..eventually all this the blame-shifting starts prompting sarky comments from John McCain, the chief Republican on the panel:
“The traders seemed to have more responsibility and authority than the higher-up executives,” he said.
..and even Michael Cavanagh, co-head of the corporate and investment bank, which was more removed from the scandal, is questioned closely and sarcastically:
But Mr. Levin persisted, asking, “How do you possibly justify your process?” Was it a “coincidence,” he asked, that the models shifted just as losses on the trades were ballooning? At one point, he reminded Mr. Cavanagh that he was under oath.
The other pieces of submerged bad news are a money laundering fine for HSBC , and a record insider trading fine for SAC Capital - of $6000m, announced on Friday. This is huge (c.f. the second largest SEC insider trading sanction was $156 m, paid by Galleon Group founder Raj Rajaratnam back in May 2011).
"These settlements call for the imposition of historic penalties," SEC's George Canellos said during a press conference call on Friday.