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Look, I didn't want to start another day still dwelling on The Poster [3], I really didn't. But this is a great new spin -- a Labour supporter (who are you, mystery genius? Make yourself known!) sent this brilliant remodelling of the poster to John Prescott's Go Fourth campaign [4].

Ah, Photoshop, fickle mistress. One day she gives you cheekbones [5] and a lustrous head of hair that could be straight out of a "Just for Men" advert, the next she's making a mockery of not just of your beautiful face, but of your policies and, worst of all, of your £500,000 poster campaign.

Airbrushing is not always your friend, Dave.

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