Conservative candidate Caroline Johnson eased to victory as Labour tumbled from second to fourth place.
Leave voters in the Tories' southern heartlands will soon be mourning the loss of their favourite yeasty spread.
A rescue deal for Bernard Matthews dumps the problem on workers.
And that's simply the best-case scenario.
Socialists in the party could be game for a progressive alliance.
The Prime Minister's first duty was to reassure Leavers. But compromises are to come.
The former deputy prime minister is playing a central role in the campaign to force a vote on the government's Brexit plans.
Anyone banking on the German car industry to secure a good Brexit deal for Britain is kidding themselves.
Often, being "rested" means being alone, away from other people. For the elderly or housebound, being over-rested can be just as bad as being too busy.
The pressure group is uncomfortably close to the Kremlin.
A first look at this week's issue.
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