The only explanation is . . . our footer must be great and exciting to watch.
Not everyone gets to play cricket in Bangladesh but I still managed to notch up more worries than runs.
Peter Crouch came out with one of the wittiest football lines. When asked what he thought he would have been but for football, he replied: “A virgin.”
The new manager's blend of stability, strength and calm could be just what the England team needs.
His monstrous work ethic and ability to out-think his opponents has helped him grab the world number one slot.
Football is a medium, and you can decide what your message is.
The president-elect has been accused of eschewing the game's etiquette.
The Irish fighting superstar is demanding a stake in the company that pays and promotes him.
The place may scare our players, but it’s a great place for a picnic. Just hold the prawn sandwiches.
Where are our English stars of today, household names even in non-football households, whom you want to bother seeing on the telly?
The stand off between Fifa and the FA over the wearing of poppies during England's upcoming meeting with Scotland threatens to undermine the point of the gesture.
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