The only explanation is . . . our footer must be great and exciting to watch.
This looks set to be a minimalist budget - but not all is as it seems, and opposition Ed Balls would do well to veer away from it sooner rather than later.
The conflict between instict and reason has left me having a small domestic disagreement in my head.
Football, where the dirty cockney and the whippet handler live on.
Biographies by Hugo Borst and Maarten Meijer get to know Manchester United's new manager.
Scarcely 2 per cent of our top players are privately educated: yet a whopping 7 per cent of the nation’s children go to private schools. So unfair. Something has to be done.
The racist behaviour of a tiny minority of fans should not poison the spirit of a club that has always attracted loyalty from all over the world.
"I am delighted until I see that the paper has spelled my name, at the end of the column, 'Nicholas Zloozman'."
"Appreciation for Afghanistan’s cricketing achievements is perhaps the only thing that links the government with Taliban forces."
Self-improvement isn’t about making our best better – but about making our worst less bad.
Eleven hours of the beautiful game on one day: is it enough?
Cool Britannia 20
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